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Can You Make Money Online? YES,You Can With GDI

I’ve heard plenty of talk about GDI so I have made a decision to write a Worldwide Domains World Review to elucidate precisely what this opportunity is all about. What’s GDI? – Stands for World Domains Global . The company sells the “.WS” site name extension worldwide and have been doing so for over eight years at the time of this writing. The company – The 2 founders are Michael Reed ( CEO ) and Alan Ezeir ( President ). The company, World Domains International Inc has been settled since 2k. Their Product – what’s “.WS”? You ask. It is comparable to “.COM” it is a top level domain extension. Each country was allotted a completely unique top level domain, for example the US is “.US”, UK “.UK”. The domain in question is allotted to the country of Samoa. Michael and Alan quickly identified a chance to push the “.WS” domain. They could see whether they promoted it as a short word for “Web Site” it’d be enormous seller. Fundamentally you start with a domain registration with a seven day Free trial, after this time has elapsed you are charged $10 a month.

This includes URL forwarding, ten e-mail accounts, an internet site builder and website hosting. Compensation plan – it’s a five Level plan and you can build as wide as you need. You are paid $1 a month per domain that’s registered in your team. So that the example that’s generally used is reliant on you referring five buyers. If you refer five that is $5 a month, if they do the same that is $25 and if this continues thru five levels that is $3,125 a month. There’s also an infinity bonus which pays out on unlimited levels providing you match an especially stern factors and maintain it every month. Bonuses – They also have a seven day contest period.

If you refer five paid affiliates you’ll get a $100 bonus. This is unlimited so as an example if you got twenty-five new paid affiliates in a week you would pocket $500 and the like. The big hitter Bonus is paid out for any affiliate who refers one thousand or more paid affiliates in any 4 week sequential period. The bonus is $5,000. Global Domains International Review Decision – in my view GDI has a good product.

Domains are in heavy demand. However folks will need education on their explicit choice of top level domain. There seems to be good scope to earn a little cash. Like most MLM opportunities you’ll need heavy effort to get the volume you need to make enough to replace a full-time paying job. If the right promoting system is attached I will see great potential to make an excellent income. However I must stress IF the right promotional system is attached. To be successful you may either need to have good experience in online promoting or get some info on a simple to use system with duplicity. This Worldwide Domains World Review has given you a discernment on this opportunity and will help you to make an educated call.

Don’t waste your time making pennies when you can make thousands here. Learn about make money now online.

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Pussy 12/26/09

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Matching The Drapes...

OK! I’m sure you have all read my whole thing on girls shaving (Shave Talk), and if not welcome to my blog!

Its seems to be that the completely bare look is a thing of the pass; theirs a new style that has been catching on, one that is even catching my interest. so much to the point that I have asked my love to grows hers out… They are coloring the hair down there.

Yes!!! lady’s and gentlemen if your wild enough (it’s really not that crazy) you can surprise your loved one, or beneficiary’s with a beautiful colorful bush! Finally the carpet matches the drapes!

Yes even you with the crazy blue hair can have wild crazy blue hair down there!, and if your pubes are showing your true age with them gray hairs… they even have have black dye… no need to cry!

the first safe color specially formulated for the hair down there; Colors naturally, blends gray away, and enhances to match your glorious locks above. Whether you’re blond (be a true blond now!), radiant auburn, brunette, or black, our easy-to-use, no-drip formula gives you the perfect finishing touch.

From now on, when you highlight or color your hair up there, don’t forget your hair down there.

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Masturbating When I'm Sick

There is something about the peaceful feeling I get when I’m sick. Not that I enjoy being sick, but it forces my body to relax. I also get very aroused when I’m sick. I know I shouldn’t expend the energy to get myself off, but I have to.

Last night, while in bed, fighting strep throat, I started thinking about Stephen licking and fucking me. It had been awhile since we had fucked so I’m all primed to jump on my boy toy. I thought about his gorgeous mouth licking my soaked pussy while I begged him not to make me cum. He refused and he said, “I’m taking it anyway.”

My body started to gently writhe, thinking about him touching my body and staring at me with those eyes. I slipped my hand down into my pants and gently rubbed my clit. In my head, I saw him fucking me with his big cock, from behind. He is holding my shoulders and breathing hard as he explodes, deep inside of me, filling me with all of his deliciousness.

I buck my hips as I start to cum. But once is never enough for me. I shiver and shake two more times before my body gives up.

I’m exhausted. And I sleep gorgeously!

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Pussy 12/17/09

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The Joys of (Twin Bed) Sex.

Kay had heard about Ken throughout college. He was one of her best friend’s friends from home, and thus whenever her friend talked about some story from when he was younger, Ken was always involved.  Kay finally met Ken when she went with her friends to his college.  The night of their arrival everyone started drinking, and Kay and Ken found themselves, after everyone had passed out alone.  After the initial awkward making out, Kay decided she did not want to be just a one night stand, and stopped the kissing before moving forward.  They slept together, all clothes on, and just kissed and had drunk speak.  (drunk speak: (v) talking and attempting to get to know another person while inebriated).

The next day, Kay and her friends went to a football game while Ken stayed behind. After the game, Ken came and met the group at a local bar – one where the girls get up on the bar in bras and undies, and pretend they are on coyote ugly.  This turned all the boys on, and Ken seemed to be interested in only Kay.  Kay started to dance with Ken, and as they danced Ken started to get turned on.  The two of them left the bar in a cab alone, and went back to one of their friends house.  They immediately ran to the bed, and started to hook up.  Ken slipped off Kay’s clothes, and laid her down on the bed.  He got on top of her, stripped off his shirt.  His body was tight, he had amazing abs, and the best part was the muscular defined line between his pelvis and hip bone.  This line always has, and always will, turn Kay on almost to the point of orgasm.

They started to have sex.  Drunken sloppy sex. On a twin bed, and as they continued to change positions, they had to take into consideration the small area.  Ken picked up Kay, and laid her on the ground, and continued to fuck her harder and harder. Kay did not come, but the night was burned into her memory as one of the best times.

The next morning, they had breakfast with the entire group, and all the debauchery from the night before came out.  Apparently during the act the boys (along with a couple girls they had picked up on the way home) had walked into the house.  They heard the sex noises coming from the room Kay and Ken were in.  One of Ken’s friends (being drunk and all) walked to the bedroom and put his ear to the door.  He had planned to use the same bedroom with one of the sluts from the bar, and was quite mad that he could not.  So, to ‘punish’ Kay and Ken he proceed to have sex right outside the door.  The other guys had also picked up some girls, and they were having sex on couches and in the other two bedrooms available.

The house never had so many couples having sex in it as it did that Saturday night.

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Great Date, Shitty Morning

Ok, first off, despite all that happened to me today, last night’s date was great!

I had a blast at the strip club last night. We laughed at the table, talked over a naked girl at the rack, and I got her number!!! Woo hoo!!!!!

And she loved my origami dollar bill rose (which she gave to our favorite stripper)!!!

Yes, I spent too much money, but it (she) was worth it.

Will there be more? I don’t know, to early to say. I sure hope so!

Now, to the shit!

I woke up this morning to the sound of a blaring alarm. In fact, my entire complex woke up to that alarm. We thought it was a fire alarm. It wasn’t, it was a fire-supression alarm. You see, the crackhead (literal, unknown to everyone in the building until the firefighters broke into the apartment and found 1 card table, 1 chair, 1 mattress, and about 1000 cigarette lighters and crack pipes) that lives uses the place above me (he doesn’t live there, just visits to smoke crack) didn’t have any heat on. Due to the lack of heat, one of the sprinkler-heads froze and burst, showering thousands of gallons of water down on my place. It took them an hour to shut off the water.

My place is ruined. The whole place is going to have to be gutted and redone.

BTW, you might want to wrap your electronics in plastic, water apparently has a magnetic attraction to electronics, because it managed to find all of mine. Yep, everything, 6 external hard drives, 5.1 speakers, 5 computers, 3 mice, 2 monitors, 2 portable dvd players, sound system, dvr, dvd player, wireless router, Nintendo Wii, and my 42 inch plasma TV.

Do I have renters insurance? Yes. Will it cover it all? I don’t know yet. Will I have to move out? While the repairs are going on, yes. Do I want to live there now? After it’s redone and brand new, yes! Does this suck giant donkey balls? Uh… that’s affirmative!

So, I have to apologize for not giving more information on the date. I know it deserves it, and I have more to tell, but for right now, this will have to do. Will I update you about it later? Probably not about this date, since I’m sans computer (I’m writing this from my dad’s new 27 inch iMac) for the foreseeable future, but anything new you will hear about.

Now, if only Sabina and Chrissey would live dramatic lives like mine (well, not just like mine, leave out the water bit) , maybe you all would actually have something to read!

Still single and now homeless, computerless, and generally stuffless,

Scott

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Lets Get Wet! - Shower Together.

Let’s Get Wet! Shower Together: – By James Petley

So you’ve covered just about every nook and cranny in the house and you’re finally ready to upgrade to “Water Sex.” Well, prepare yourself to get wet and nasty because today’s sex tip is all about the part of your house that is commonly used for less-than-sexual things — that’s right, the bathroom.

Now before you get started, make sure that your woman isn’t wearing a pizza-like coating of makeup. If she is, you’re going to bust a gut laughing so hard, instead of getting so hard that you bust a gut. So make sure that she’s somewhat cosmetic free and ready to get down to business.

hold on a sex

For all you spontaneous guys out there, the greatest thing you could do for a gal is start the session on dry land (namely a bed, the couch, the floor, the dining room table…) and right before you’re about to penetrate her, tell her there’s something you have to do and go do it.

Go into the bathroom, light some candles, close the lights, turn on the shower, and find the perfect water temperature. Then return to her and continue the game. If you have really good penis control, penetrate her for a couple of minutes. Pull yourself out of her, take her by the hand and lead her into the steam filled bathroom.

Now I don’t have to tell you about keeping the bathroom clean — that means no mildew on the shower curtain, no nasty rim around the toilet and no pubic hair all over the floor. Now, back to your evening of fun. Once you have her in the shower, don’t begin ramming away like a maniac, instead wash her body down. That’ll make the entire experience even more erotic.

make her sponge worthy

Lather a body sponge with an aromatically inclining soap and face her back. Begin scrubbing her from behind and work your way down to her butt, the back of her thighs, her calves, and even her feet. And while you’re kneeling down, turn her around and begin working your way up from her shins to her stomach and finally, her breasts. Don’t neglect her arms, her neck and of course, put some soap on your hand to adequately clean her vagina.

I’m quite sure that she’ll be more than willing to reciprocate the favor. Or if you have two body sponges, you can cleanse each other simultaneously. Double your pleasure, double your fun.

Turn the water — and your lover — on with these “sex in the shower” positions..

water you talking about?

After you’re done laving one another, there are a variety of positions you can engage in that will minimize awkwardness and won’t require ambulance assistance. Hopefully, the shower you’re in is roomy enough for two and allows for maneuverability rather than elbow-in-face discomfort.

Bend her over

Anyone who knows anything about my articles knows how I feel about doing the doggy — and the shower leaves yet another perfect opportunity to engage in the “bent over rows.” Turn her around, get her to rest her hands on the tiles or hold on to the towel rack and go on in. Don’t cover your penis with soap; that won’t make her insides feel very good (I still haven’t lived that one down).

Lift her up

If you think you have the stamina or strength, hold her up against the tiles, let her wrap her legs around your waist and begin grinding inside her. If the shower nozzle is high enough, place her under it and let the water slam against your bodies while you’re having your sexual water fight.

Lay down, boy

If you’d like to watch her while she gets wet and wild, then lie down in the tub and let her ride you like a trooper. Imagine how good it would feel to have the best of everything; while the water teasingly hits your testes, she’ll be pouncing on your member like a champion. What could possibly be better?

Get on your knees

You can leave her standing up or lay her down in the tub. Whatever the case, a woman loves receiving oral sex in the shower. Why? Because she’s comfortable knowing that her vagina is as clean as a whistle and having a hot tongue salivating on it while the intense steam from the water is doing its own thing only amplifies her pleasure. So give it to her like you know she wants it, trust me, it’ll all work out in your favor.

Put it in her mouth

Stand with your back against the spurting water or once again, lie in the tub and let her perform her own magic on your moist member. Don’t place her in a position where her face is getting bombarded by water; she’ll choke, perhaps chomp down on your mini-me and then no one will leave the situation satisfied — to say the absolute least.

other exciting parts

If the shower scene left you feeling somewhat unsatisfied, you can let her sit on the covered toilet and meet and greet your penis for a while. You can also run your fingers through her wet hair while she’s hard at work… sorry, I meant play.

Also, you can sit her up against the sink with her butt just edging off the rim and penetrate her. Hang on to her waist or her shoulders and slowly maneuver in and out all the while kissing her mouth and body.

And for you cool cats out there, turn her around so that both of you can look in the mirror at one another while you’re entering her body. Women love eye contact, so contact her eyes and make peace with her pleasure patch.

Or you can always use the good old floor. Although this won’t be comfortable for long, you can place some towels on the ground and have an interesting session. The idea is not only to get off, but also to make sex a little more interesting.

So have a good time, always protect your manhood and try to shower at least twice a day.

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S.23 - Thirsty

It’s been a while since I started writing about what I’ve been doing – something I’ve been doing for… ever.  I said this morning “I just need to get married, because the majority of this is that I’m just sick of being alone.” – Which is true… to an extent.

I mean yes I’d like to be part of a couple but not just anyone will do.  I miss my ex too, but even he isn’t the one for me.  We were extremely compatible sexually – really compatible.  He could make me cum by touching me – I just thought about it and felt a little jolt – best sex I’ve ever had.  But is great sex enough?  Not at all.

It’s not money, or a pretty face, or style – even though those things are important to me.  It’s something else… and I don’t know what it is I’m looking for in a partner.

I thought I was gay for a while, then I moved to thinking maybe I was bisexual.  I’m searching desperately – flailing around trying to find this thing I want and I don’t know what it is.  I know what I don’t want though.  Boy do I know that extremely well right now.

I don’t want a woman sexually.  I don’t want a one night stand.  I don’t want this empty feeling that accompanies my thirst.  I don’t want the potential embarrassment that could come with fucking random guys in a small town.  I don’t want to hurt anymore.

I know what I don’t want – but this thing I need… it eludes me.

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NHL FREE PICK FOR 12.3.2009

Give up the -1 1/2 at +140 tonight as the Capitals host the Panthers this evening. Washington enters this homestand on a three game win streak, and edge Florida in offense, defense, power play, and penalty kill, not to mention face offs and are a disciplined club that sees far fewer penalty minutes than the Panthers. Washington takes the ice on three days rest, while Florida is facing a back to back on the road. Bottom line is the Panthers will give up 4 or more goals this evening, and will probably find the back of the net once or twice, if they get a lucky bounce.

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HBO's 'Cathouse' Pregnant Prostitute Killer in Custody

Pregnant Prostitute Brooke Phillips of HBO's 'Cathouse' Killed

The main suspect behind the brutal murder of 22-year olds Brooke Phillips a prostitute featured in the HBO reality series “Cathouse,” and three other people,turned himself in to authorities on Tuesday, police said.

The murders and subsequent arrest happened in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

The AP reports that an arrest warrant was issued earlier for David Allen Tyner, 28, of Locust Grove, on six murder complaints, because authorities say two of the victims – 22-year olds Brooke Phillips and Milagrous Barrerra – both were pregnant.

Tyner has not been formally charged with any crime.

The Metro Fugitive Task Force and the Oklahoma County Sheriff’s Office have been trying to locate Tyner since the bodies were discovered in the fire. 

Four adults and two unborn children were killed on Monday November 9th.  Their bodies were found in a Southwest Oklahoma City home that was deliberately set on fire. An eyewitness inside the house at the time of the shooting who survived the carnage, had identified Tyner, 28, as a suspect in the incident.

Phillips and Barrerra both died from gunshot wounds, police Sgt. Gary Knight said.

A quote from NEWSOK.com reports that…Phillips had worked at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, a legal brothel near Carson City, Nev. that is featured in the HBO series. 22-year-old Brooke Phillips, one of the stars of HBO’s “Cathouse” series, a reality show about life at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, a brothel near Carson City, Nev. Phillips was a licensed prostitute who was taking time off in Oklahoma because of her pregnancy…

Police have not determined a motive in the killings, but said Tuesday investigators believe there was more than one suspect.

“We don’t believe he acted alone,” a police spokesman said. “We’ve identified the one suspect, but that doesn’t yet tell us what his motive is for doing this.”

The others that perished in the fire and murderous rampage are-Jennifer Lynn Ermy, 25, who was a dancer at Night Trips, a topless bar where Phillips also claimed to have worked; Barrientos, 32, had spent time in custody after pleading guilty, in 1996, to being the driver in a drive-by shooting.

Barrera, 22, was also pregnant, and shot several times before the house was set ablaze.

Tyner surrendered to the Mayes County Sheriff’s Office and is expected to be returned to Oklahoma County later Tuesday, Knight said. He said he does not know if Tyner has hired an attorney.

Efforts to identify the victims has been slow because all four bodies were badly burned, Knight said.

Police interviewed 31-year-old Jose Fernando Fierro, who rented the home and was the only person to survive the fire, but said he is not a suspect, said his attorney, Shawn Jefferson.

Jefferson said Fierro was lucky to escape, but declined to discuss details of what Fierro told police or other aspects of the investigation.

Here is a You tube clip from a local news station in Oklahoma reporting on the murder of pregnant prostitute Brooke Phillips, star of HBO’s ‘Cathouse’ series…

http://airamerica.com/breakingnews/3467/

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iqql14RsUmtRv897vLwmGpo_LDGAD9C1D6V01

Cuckolding By Falling In Love

I told you in my last posts about my first cuckolding experience and gave you a bit of back story to how my relationship evolved into a cuckolding one. I should have also mentioned that my teacher was also in a relationship(he told me they were not serious when they were away from each other, but serious when in the same area), and already knew that I was in a relationship(but not a cuckolding one, though I told him my man didn’t mind). This time I will tell you a bit more about my relationship that formed with my teacher.

So after that first incident we started hanging out a bit more, I moved out of my sharehouse and ended up having to move north again with my mother – 3 hours away from my teacher and my classes! So he let me stay with him while I had no home, we shared the same bedroom and same bed even. I can’t remember how things went after then, but we were kissing a lot and hands were wandering under each others clothes.

More clothes came off and he started to play with my pussy, rubbing my clit and getting my pussy nice and wet before slipping his fingers in and out of me. He slipped his boxers down and rolled on a condom, this time, to my glee, he pushed his hard cock into my tight wet waiting pussy. I was so happy at that moment, as last time there was no penetration, I prefer penetration. He moaned and told me how tight I was, panting as he thrust in and out of me, fucking me hard and fast, cupping my breasts and I cummed over his hard dick just before he came. I loved that I got fucked.

Afterwards we just watched TV and went to bed. So things carried on that way for a while and then eventually the “L” word came into it, he fell for me and I got caught up in the way he treated me. He treated me like a princess all the time, the way my cuck made me feel important when we first started dating, but teacher made me feel this way every day. I couldn’t believe it because I never thought I would love another man, especially not while I was with my boyfriend! My cuck was not surprised as he believed I could.

Everything was peachy and rosy until I found and moved into my own house, with my cuck! Then what happened? Find out next time… Comments?

Please vote in the poll in my sidebar.

XOX

...sau generatia "plina de intrebari"...

Uneori stau si ma gandesc de ce toate trebuie sa aiba o oarecare logica? Oare n-ar fi mai simplu daca nu ne-ar pasa de unde provine asta sau ala? Ne-am trai linistiti zilele, n-ar fi conflicte, n-am avea intrebari fara raspunsuri, n-ar mai exista nici razboaie, la urma urmei. Da nu, moldoveanu’, la fel ca si toti ceilalti, are mult prea multe intrebari fara raspunsuri… Si prefera sa te “gruzeasca” cu ele atunci cand ti-i “pohui” cel mai mult si de el si de intrebarile lui. Si stii ce-ti zice el atunci? Iti zice: “Asa si am stiut ca esti prost. Degeaba mi-am pierdut timpul cu tine!!!” E amuzant, nu? Inainte ma enervam la culme cand ma “loveam” de faze de genul asta, acum am ajuns sa detest atat de mult asemenea porcarii si asemenea oameni prosti, incat si eu pun la randul meu mai putine intrebari decat inainte. Exista o logica in asta? Da? DA POHUI, la urma urmei!
De ce, ma rog, incerci sa afli ceva, iar cand afli, esti nesatisfacut de raspuns… Inseamna ca, esti atat de “closed (sau closet, in pula mea, acum si pururea si-n vecii vecilor!!!) minded” incat nu poti accepta decat realitatea ta. Te-ai gandit vreun moment la asta? Eu cred ca nu. Si n-am argumente, da’ de data asta sunt sigur. Brainwashul functioneaza perfect: parintii ti-au zis ca tu esti buricul pamantului – cel mai destept / desteapta, frumos / frumoasa. Ti-a zis asta si fostul prieten sau fosta, da stii de ce ti-au zis? Pentru ca parintii n-au ce face: asa esti, asa te accepta… Iar fostul sau fost ti-a zis-o doar pentru ca vroia sa te FUTA! In rest, ar fi bine sa afli ce crede lumea despre tine, nu sa-ti impui un oarecare “X” statut si sa te bati cu pumnii in piept ca tu esti asa si nu altfel, ca asta ti-au zis prietenii, familia si mai stiu eu ce alte persoane direct proportionale existentei tale. MUIE!!!
Cunosc un sir de indivizi care se vor cu tot dinadinsu staruri rep… Si ce? Las’ sa vrea, e dreptul fiecaruia, insa, una e sa vrei, sa faci, sa lupti, iar alta e sa stai pe coaiele prietenilor care ti-au zis: “Ba, tu esti rep, pisa-te pe B-ZAR si restu’, tu esti true, ei is fake!”… Baaa, treziti-va! Pisati-va pe mine, pisati-va pe restu’, pisati-va pe cine vreti voi, e democratie si toti pisatii au drepturi egale oricum, da’ ca sa fii cineva tre’ sa te impui intr-un oarecare mod si nu cu forta. Nu halim toate stricaturile man, e secolul XXI, rep’ul, ca si celelalte chestiute, de fapt, a ajuns la un nivel oarecare si nu mai vrem sa ascultam tot cacatul. N-o sa dau exemple acum, dar sunt foarte sigur ca “starurile” despre care vorbesc aici se simt si, zic eu sa socotiti articolul drept un sut in fund care sa va propulseze un pic inainte, evolutiv vorbind. Dar, daca il interpretati iarasi, dupa cum va dicteaza prietenii si coaiele lor, atunci – stiti unde ma gasiti si ce trebuie sa-mi faceti: sa-mi sugeti pula!
Bun. Trecat peste faza cu G‘uri si pestisori, ajungem la mega lansarile de album de luna asta… Maaan, am fost cam dezamagit de tot ce am scos… In mare parte. Dar, partial, am gasit si material bun, desigur. O sa va zic si ce nu mi-a placut ca, poate voi nu ascultati cacatu‘ ala si ma “cazati” imediat intr-o categorie de ascultatori nush de care si e o combinatie si asta. Haha! Mi-a placut foarte mult albumul lui Птаха – Ни О Чём (pentru aia care nu “vad” literele kirilice “Ptaha – Ni O Chom”). Poate ca e “de vina” anotimpul, poate ca e de vina starea mea (pentru ca-s intr-un cacatel asa, intre noi fie vorba ), nu stiu cine-i de vina, da’ albumul asta e smecher si e pentru cunoscatori, strictly!!! Cu riscul de a fi considerat cel mai pirat repper, va las aici un link de unde puteti downloada albumul lui Ptaha: http://musiceffect.ru/rap/7079-ptakha-ni-o-chjom-2009.html. As vrea sa-l asculte careva dintre voi si sa-mi lase un comentariu. Si ca sa inchei cu un top al preferintelor mele de pe album, optez pentru piesele astea: 21. Те Дни (Вторая Версия При Участии Guf) (PREFERATA!!!) ; 12. Я Верю (При Участии RusKey) ; 13. Лучший Фит (При Участии Ника, Пёс) (Nika e fiica’sa, foarte smechera combinatie ) ; 05. Не Стоит (Скит От Слима) (cine stie, o sa inteleaga).
Pe langa Ptaha, am mai ascultat albumele “Before I Self Destruct” 50 Cent (care e o mare dezamagire pentru mine), “No Ceilings” Lil Wayne, “Romanisme 2” Puya (si recunosc, e unul dintre cela mai mari cacaturi in cel mai direct sens al cuvantului… pacat), “The Boss” Timati (care m-a “frapat” prin featuring’uri “mari” si nimic altceva… logic), “Холодно” Slim si inca mult alt cacat chill… Nimic greu luna asta, din pacate… Il astept pe nerabdare pe Eminem cu “Relapse 2” si daca scoate si asta un album ca si Puya cu “Romanismele” lui, m-am lamurit. Toate au un circuit logic, nu?

Sa fiti sanatosi, dragii mei! Aveti grija de voi. V-am pupat!

Al vostru vesnic tanar si nelinistit prieten – B-ZAR…

Rammstein ablum ban from Germany

Although currently holding the number two slot on the Billboards of European Albums Chart, German “dance metal” band Rammstein’s newest album Liebe ist Für Alle Da (Love is For All) has been banned from public display in German stores.

I was determined that Liebe ist Für Alle Da contained depictions of sadism and masochism, both which have been deemed in Germany to be harmful to children and young adults.

“The new Rammstein album has been placed in the restricted list,” Rammstein wrote on their Facebook page in response to the ban. “This means that the album is now only available [in Germany] under the counter. If you want to buy the album [in Germany], make sure that you take proof of your age with you when you go to the retailer of your trust.”

The deputy president of the Federal Office for the Examination of Media Harmful to Young People, Petra Meier, disapproved of not only the lyrics of the track Ich tu Dir Weh (I Want to Hurt You), but also the artwork that was associated with the track. Meier and the Federal Office for the Examination of Media Harmful to Young People were also critical of the track entitled Pussy claiming that it incites listeners to engage in unprotected sex despite the risk of AIDS. However the track Pussy and their critical thoughts of it were not officially a part of the ruling to ban the album.

The decision will took effect when it was officially published on Wed. Nov. 11, 2009. From Oct. 11, when the album was released, until Nov. 11 Rammstein’s album Liebe ist Für Alle Da was able to be retailed in German stores.

In Germany alone Liebe ist Für Alle Da made number one in sales, selling over 200,000 copies of the alum and went platinum in the process. In the United States Liebe ist Für Alle Da entered the Billboard charts at number 13 and ranked number 16 in the United Kingdom on Oct. 25.

The album also toped charts in Switzerland, Austria, Denmark, the Czech Republic, Finland and the Netherlands. Liebe ist Für Alle Da held number two in France, number three in Sweden and Belgium and number 4 in Portugal. In Austria and Finland Liebe ist Für Alle Da has gone platinum and in France, Switzerland, Poland, the Czech Republic and Belgium the album has gone gold.

Since launching their career in Berlin in 1995, Rammstein has made much commotion with their eight albums which have touched on subject matter such as sadomasochism, homosexuality, abuse, incest, necrophilia, cannibalism and sexual violence.

The bands tour in Germany has also fallen victim to the restrictions. Live performances of the song Ich tu Dir Weh have been banned in Germany under the same ruling according to Billboard.com, and any violation could be potentially punished under German law.

Since 2007 131 albums have been placed on the restricted list in Germany, according to the statistics office, 116 of the 131 albums were placed on the list in 2008 and it is estimated that so far in 2009 as many as 966 albums have made the restricted list.

What do fans think?

Fans began to express their feelings about the ban at Metal Underground.com stating:

DeathCrush wrote: “I am a strong advocate of musical expression without censorship. Let the burden be placed on the parents, not the industry.”

Greyback wrote: “The new CD is awesome in my opinion, lots of variety and this little ban is not going to help, seeing as the Internet exists and if you wanted to order just go to the million online stores!”

Jamez wrote: “I’m a bit surprised by these news. As someone who lives 90% in Berlin, there’s hardly been anything that major mentioned in the press, apart from the usual ‘Oh no, Rammstein again, yack!’ stiffos. On the other hand, Rammstein has literally be under the magnifying glass of the German censors ever since Buch Dich.”

Fuzzypg wrote: “Federal Office for the Examination of Media Harmful to Young People… seriously? Oh come on! They are just like Type’o, none of it is to be taken seriously, just poking fun at how ludicrous we as a species really are! Don’t these do-gooders realize they’re simply playing right into the bands hands? Well done though, should raise sales when little Johnny wants to find out what all the fuss is about!”

Rychemn wrote: “This should come as no surprise to anyone… Metal music will always be under the microscope… people are always afraid of thinks they don’t understand.”

What do you think? Comment and let your voice be heard.

În public..

Fiind genul de om care se fute arareori des şi fiindcă văd pizdă doar la pornache, nu mă dau guru sexual . În schimb pot să mă dau guru asexual . Oare dacă sunt guru din ăsta o să pot să mă împart în două ca unicelularele ? Sau o să mă sugeţi ca pe bivolaru sperând că , din cauza faptului că nu vă futeţi , să vă masturbaţi şi voi cum trebuie ? Păi atunci n-am de ales decât să aştept şi să văd .
Ca să vă integraţi în absolut , şi asta nu la inelul maro , trebuie să veneraţi laba . Laba trebuie să fie pentru voi ceva ce se face cu seriozitate . Pentru că la birou , la şcoală şi la McDonalds nu aveţi de unde să faceţi rost de pornache , pentru că veţi fi catalogaţi obsedaţi şi daţi afară . am găsit eu o soluţie .
Oamenii , de când e lumea , au tras cu ochiul . Nimic mai simplu ! Dacă aveţi budă amestecată , adică acolo să se cace şi bărbaţi şi femei , e perfect . Daţi o gaură când nu e nimeni acolo , că se aude zgomotul , şi băgaţi un pai . Apoi aşteptaţi . Când vine o femeie/fată şi se vede fofo , începeţi , războinicii mei !
Eh, problema apare atunci când wc-urile sunt separate . Nici aici nu e greu , dar trebuie să fiţi dibaci (dibace , dibaci) . Ghidul ăsta e pentru bărbaţii proşti bătuţi de soartă  , dar poate fi folosit şi de femei . Omul e inventiv . Continuăm . Aveţi telefon cu cameră ? Bun ! Are şi card ? Dacă nu are , puteţi să vă pişaţi pe el . Luaţi unu cu card şi citiţi continuarea . Deja bănuiţi ce trebuie făcut , nu ? Se ia una bucată telefon cu cameră şi card , una bucată ziar şi se intră în baia de sex opus. Adică a persoanelor de sex opus . Că nu futeţi baia . Dacă nu vă temeţi să stricaţi telefonul , udaţi o parte de ziar şi alta lăsaţi-o uscată . În compartimentu de la budă folosit cel mai des se pune telefonul sub ziarul ud. Cel uscat se imprăştie pe jos . Foarte important să se dea o gaură la ziarul ud exact în zona camerei . Şi să se pornească camera . Dacă nu , vă futeţi în el de material de masturbare .  Conform psihologiei oamenilor , nimeni nu se va atinge de ziarul ud . Cine e atât de prost să îl ridice de jos ? Poate că pe noi ne doare în pulă dacă luăm ceva ud  , dar femeile nu se vor atinge de el .
Acum se filmează şi după aceea puteţi să vă masturbaţi liniştiţi , zgâlţâind veceurile de atâta înfierbântare . Singura problemă ar fi că poate fi filmată în timpul căcării şi o domnişoară naşparlie , care face pula să intre înăuntru de ruşine . Dar aşa e viaţa . Nedreaptă !

E você ? Já conhece o 2LM ?

Mas é claro que não, ainda somos anônimos, mas vocês ainda tem a chance de nós ter tão perto ainda, agora, se vocês me permitem, vou passar a escrever na 3# pessoa…

Como três jovens sem preparo nenhum e com apenas um grande sonho se tornam uma banda com um grande futuro pela frente? Na verdade, nem eles sabem, é genética, açaí, é sorte ? na verdade não é nada mais do que um forte laço de amizade e profissionalismo.

Noite de Sábado. MTV Hits ligada, tocando vários hits alternativos. Notebook Ligado. Leandro, Lucas e Manoela escrevendo e fazendo um som.

Foi uma das melhores noites da nossa mísera vida, porque sabemos que vai ser o início de algo.

É chato fazer um post sem nada pra apresentar, mas prometemos que logo em breve vocês terão uma música.

Adiantamos que é música pop eletrônica com letras originais e abordando temas bem diferentes e fiquem ligados para mais notícias sobre o 2LM.

 

Idee

Încep prin a vă dedica pula mea . E o metaforă . Rumegaţi-o .
Vroiam să scriu ceva interesant , dar am dormit până acum şi nu cred că vrea careva să ştie dacă am mâncat brânză cu ceapă sau icre negre , deci nici asta nu merge .
Dacă vă zic că vreau să îmi fac o clismă , se pune ? Mi se pare că nu alunecă destul de bine căcatul când mă cac . Poate am mâncat prea multe coji de roşii şi s-au depus în anus ca lipitorile pe penis când îl scoatem afară să ne pişăm . Mai ales în Marea Neagră . Nicio aluzie .
Nici asta nu e interesant . Vreţi să ştiţi de sex-apel ? N-am . Poate că sunt dotat pe mai multe părţi , dar asta nu contează . Că dacă mă duce mintea numai la pula mea , asta, cultura mea , parcă aş fi Hortensia Papadat , nu interesează pe nimeni .
Dar ce vă interesează pe voi ? Cum mă cac eu ? Asta va veni în alte posturi , după ce voi avea o diaree şi mă taie o idee de filosof . O să fac şi un imn al căcării , mai frumos decât cel anterior . Parcă Mărgineanu a scris aşa ceva . La ce pula mea ma interesează pe mine căcatul ? Cred că din cauza faptului că mi-am adus aminte de un mare clasic în viaţă , ce zicea : “Băi cacatule , eu te mănânc pe tine !”
Acum luaţi aminte şi , dacă vă ştergeţi la cur cu şerveţele parfumate , să nu fie de mentă !

Traffic.

I had 5 visitors to my site today. Fucking heartbreaking, isn’t it?

This got me to thinking about how I can actively seek ways to promote my blog and get myself a few more readers, and a few that return on a regular basis. I could start with having something to say instead of rambling, but those posts are in me and they’ll start appearing over time. I guess since I had a re-hash of things there isn’t as much content for people to stumble across and read, so perhaps this is just a little teething problem – although my previous blog (Damn it, I did say I wouldn’t mention it again) wasn’t exactly the most prolific. It averaged around 25-40 views a day.

So I started thinking about a way to change this. I could pester my friends, but I’ve already tried that and another idea I had been to start using post titles that really stand out. The silliest idea I’ve conjured is one that I’ll be attempting with this post – tagging it with as many sexual tags as I kind think of. Okay, this won’t bring me any readers, but I am curious to see whether or not it will bring results.

So I’m going to throw this open to the floor, is there anyone out there who could give me a few pointers on how to create a site that get more viewers? A few pointers would be much appreciated.

Now lets see how that pervert tag experiment works…

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Times are tough.......Let's have a BABY!!!

This is your Captain speaking…………welcome aboard fuckers!

Tonight’s article is sponsored by Hurricane Malt Liquor, 8.1% ABV.

Riddle me this fuckers………

How many of  you work with women who complain about how hard things are financially then the next thing you know, the other women in the office are throwing this bitch a fucking baby shower!

The same woman who was complaining about how much daycare costs, how hard it is on a limited income, talking about how expensive kids are, etc…. and suddenly they decide that having another kid is a great idea!

Of course a few months after shitting out another fetal turd, they go right back to how hard things are financially and how their job doesn’t pay them enough!   Yeah, instead of making the connection between their own actions and their life situation, they blame someone else, in this case their employer!

Typical American woman bullshit, they like to do what they want and blame someone else for their problems.  They can’t make the connection between the fact that because they have zero education and keep shitting out kids…………they can’t figure out why they don’t have any money and they can’t figure out why successful men don’t want a fucking thing to do with these used up retarded cunts.  They have 2 or 3 crumb crunchers by 3 different felons and they can’t figure out why their life is fucked up.  You stupid fucking 3-day old left in the sun bait buckets!

Just another reason to avoid these worthless entitlement whores!  They aren’t worth the price of a free rubber from the fucking free clinic!

You’re now free to drink malt liquor about the cabin fuckers!

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Eve Angel spends a luxurious time in the bath just playing in the water, soaping up her breasts and ass, and posing in every way you can imagine. She does a really nice squishy soapy breast massage and also shows off her ass bobbing up and down in the water

Amintiri cu Alin ep. 1

Era o seară de mai. Alin se uita la filme porno şi se masturba. Până aici nimic fascinant. Doar un tip ce o freca de zor.
Problema lui Alin , însă , începuse într-una din zilele care trecuseră , când un coleg de generală îi dăduse un fişier . Mai explicit melodia lui Salam – Barosanii Petrecerilor III . În format mp3.
Melodia conţinea un virus ce imediat s-a infiltrat în PC , care era un pentium III , din anul 2002 . Alin l-a cumpărat în 2008 cu 2000 RON de la un prieten . Îl vrăjise că este cel mai bun de pe piaţă , lipindu-i un abţipild pe care a scris cu pixul PENTIUM 5 . Revenim acum la problema noastră.
Calculatorul lui Alin se mişca destul de greu şi avea un web din acela care stă în permanenţă deschis , el admirând mereu cum se masturbează , să vadă ce mai are de îmbunătăţit la tactică. Apropo de tactică , a găsit pe google nişte tutoriale incitante despre tehnica de stat cu mâna pe penis , ce o fi şi ăla, şi despre laba raţei. Ultima tehnică făcea referire la înfăşurarea penisului într-o bandă lipicioasă , de preferat leucoplast , pe care să o lipească de pereţi sau de mobilă încât să fie întinsă la maxim. Astfel , când cel ce încerca tactica trăgea de fund în spate simţea o plăcere intensă , teoretic ca şi atunci când ar fi făcut sex . Asta era metoda preferată de alin . Că tot am intrat în detalii , odată , când era Alin mai mic , a încercat să aplice poziţia Laba Raţei cu mai multă bandă lipicioasă . Părinţii săi erau plecaţi , deci se putea destinde în voie. Iată cum a procedat :

1)A încuiat uşa de două ori şi a lăsat cheia în uşă.
2)A mers în sufragerie şi a dat drumu la plasma mare , pe filme porno.
3)A mers să-şi ia mobilul.
4)Şi-a dat bobârnace penisului.
5)L-a legat de mobilă cu scoci.
6)A dat televizorul pe mute.
7)A sunat-o pe fata de care îi plăcea să o intrebe de temă.
8)S-a transpus în film şi folosea vocea fetei pe post de stimulent, punănd-o să ii cânte ce au avut la muzică.
9)A început masturbarea.
Din păcate , a urmat ceva rău pentru băiat. Banda de scoci s-a rupt exact înainte să se elibereze pe faţa curvei de la televizor , a alunecat şi s-a înfipt cu fundul în telecomanda cu care se jucase mai devreme punănd-o în echilibru pe poziţie verticală . Impusul generat de penetrarea anusului a fortat eliberarea spermatozoizilor şi faptul că băiatul a ales să ţipe de durere nu a fost cea mai bună alegere. Înainte să-şi dea seama , Alin îşi inghiţise esenţa.
Imediat a închis telefonul înjurând şi trăgând băşini tare. A doua zi la şcoală toţi au râs de el că se băşeşte la telefon . Fata ce in liceu urma să se facă foarte bună l-a pârât . “Lasă că te fut eu mai târziu” , se gândea el. Într-adevăr , avea să o fută când se vor face mari . Ea pe ecran , el cu mâna.

Va urma !

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Hello, hello I'm back again

I’m back. Or actually, I’ve never been away but I fancied a break from the nightly blogging ritual.

I wish I could say that I’ve used the time to undertake a number of unique, exciting experiences, but in reality I’ve been sitting on my arse and working my way through a backlog of books, listening to music and staring mindlessly out of the window to watch the weather which has switched from summer to winter, as distinctly as if someone had thrown a switch. I like this time of year. It encourages introspection, and there’s a cosiness in being curled up inside, warm, while the world outside chitters and shivers, and vegetation denudes itself in the space of a few days.

For those of you who voted yes in the Is She or Isn’t She poll (on Livejournal) you were right. We now have a thoroughly pregnant pussy, waddling and mewing her way to impending motherhood. Douglas has built an intended refuge for her which he’s emblazoned with the sign “St Kitts Maternity Hospital” and contrary to expectations she has been spending time in there, sticking her grey furred nose out occasionally to regard us with a blissfully affectionate expression. She’ll still end up having her kittens under the bed or somesuch, mind you.

I’ve also (and how sad is this?) completed my Christmas shopping. A few nights investment browsing the internet avoids the stress of shops and indecision and inflated prices that come later on the year. Yes, I know that you really don’t want to be reminded of Christmas and that you, like me, look at the array of Christmas goods in the shops stacked alongside the Halloween decorations with something akin to horror, But I’m free of it. I can watch everyone else dashing around with the panic of bluebottles that have just discovered that the tasty morsel they ingested was in fact leftover double-strength phal, and sit back and chuckle my most fiendish chuckle. I will, in fact, be reminding you of this on a regular basis between now and December. Take heed.

Now I’m off to catch up on a fortnight’s worth of friends’ entries, which will probably take a few days. Be patent with me, I’ll get there eventually.

Quero ser Jack Nicholson!

 

 

 

“Em termos de idade, dá para dizer que, no decorrer do último ano, provavelmente cobri o território de 21 a 61.” Foto: Mathew Rolston Ele detém o estigma de perverso por conta de seus papéis no cinema, mas não deixa absolutamente nada a desejar nas comédias que já fez. É um velho safado que “ainda não colocou em prática todas as fantasias que já passaram pela sua cabeça vazia”. Senhoras e Senhores: Jack Nicholson! Por Fabrício Gimenes

 Bem do alto da monotonia de qualquer segunda-feira à noite, procuro entre a pilha de revistas alguma edição mais antiga (sempre leio revistas antigas). Entre Playboys, Vips e Superinteressantes, retiro, então, a edição 01 da Rolling Stone Brasil (outubro 2006). Na capa, bela capa devo dizer, está Gisele Bundchen  estampada com todo mérito como “A maior popstar brasileira”. Há também uma excelente matéria sobre Bob Dylan. Mas, a que salta aos olhos no primeiro instante é a reportagem com Jack Nicholson: Confissões de um velho safado.

Na ocasião da reportagem, assinada pelo jornalista Erik Hedegaard, Jack Nicholson estava prestes a estreiar o eletrizante longa Infiltrados, de Martin Scorsese. Jack, na ocasião, retornava ao que parece ser seu verdadeiro habitat: Personagens maus!

Entre um cigarro e outro, Jack revela sua personalidade hedonista, intimamente ligado ao sexo e tudo que pode compor tal cenário. Erik “arranca” dele ótimas declarações. Como no trecho a seguir:

(…) E, finalmente, temos as palavras preferidas de Jack para animar seu papo normal, do dia-a-dia, sendo que duas delas são pussy [xoxota] e cunt [boceta]. 

 “Adoro essas palavras!”, ele quase berra. “Quer dizer, no últimos tempos, poderia até perguntar para alguém: ‘Bom, olha, você sabe por que eu digo cunt ou pussy ou pookie [fofinha]?’ Mas gosto de poder dizer coisas como: ‘Cunt é uma sigla’. ‘Para quê?’ ‘Para can’t-understand-normal-thinking [não consigo entender o raciocínio normal].’ He, he, he. Mas, bom, claro que só invento isso para fazer piada. Mas o negócio é que simplesmente gosto dessas palavras, por acaso.”  

Ou neste trecho: 

“Faz um bom tempo que não estou comprometido, então tenho companhias variadas. Em termos de idade, dá para dizer que, no decorrer do último ano, provavelmente cobri o território de 21 a 61.”    “Sessenta e um?”

 “É, sou bonzinho com minhas amigas.” 

A entrevista prossegue com Jack divagando sobre o sexo atualmente e sobre o pânico de não ter realizado todas as fantasias que já se passaram pela sua cabeça vazia.

Jack Nicholson

Em verdade sempre me imaginei com o triplo da idade que hoje tenho ao escrever este blogue. Há algum tempo já cultuava admiração pela cara de maluco de Jack e pelos filmes que já o vi fazendo. Hoje na casa dos 70, o cara possui a verdade e a mentira anunciada no olhar. Detém o riso soberbo e sacana que seduz até mesmo as mais gélidas mulheres (Alguém tem que ceder)  e, para completar, possui o estilo de quem viveu as melhores épocas das melhores maneiras possíveis. Eu pergunto, por que não Jack Nicholson?

Existem também outras figuras, mais ou menos na mesma idade, igualmente inspiradoras. Mas todos inspiram à sua maneira, quase uma coisa de nicho. Jack, tanto na vida real, quanto em seus filmes, traz a efervescência do urgente contraposto com a calma de quem sabe muito bem o que, como e quando algo deve ser feito. Hoje tudo ficou claro. Eu, realmente, quero ser Jack Nicholson!

Friday Night Fucking

It’s Friday night. I’m waiting for my man to come home from a hard days work and I’m craving his cock more than ever. He told me to dress up for him, so I did. He told me to be ready for his cock, and I am. Sitting next me, is a bottle of flavored lube, a  thick-gyrating dildo and my vibrator. I also have my computer set up for us to watch some porn together.

When he comes home to me, I’m going to undo his pants, and rub some flavored lube up the shaft of his cock with my hands. Then I’m going to slowly and delicately lick every inch of his cock right before I get really into it and start sucking hard, very deep and very hard. I want him to hold my head while he fucks my mouth and I want him to moan, while telling me how much he’s enjoying it. When I start tasting his cum, I’ll slow down.

I’m wearing my dominatrix gear right now; a patent leather corset, thin leopard print g-string and lace thigh highs. I want my baby to spank me and bend me over, play with me and fuck me hard until he cums deep inside my wet, warm pussy.

A hard days work should always end with a night of hard-core fucking. I’m waiting for you baby. Wet and horny.

Separating The Wheat From The Chaff

Sometimes there is too much going on.  Way too much.  I have profiles on three different swinger websites.  I have two profiles on my favorite one – one for me and one for Stephen and me.    My life is way too busy right now to support all three sites.  I have decided to delete my profiles on two of the sites and stick with my favorite.  Between my friends and  Stephen’s and my new friends, one site is more than enough.

I have existing friends.  Ones that I have had for some time, Trooper Boy,  Guitar Boy, Hank (whom I broke up with, this week …another post later this week), Veronica, Hubman, Gina, Chris, Rick, Supercock, Paige (my super girlfriend)…and want to keep.  There is no need for me to meet new people, right now – as a single.  I have really good friends.  And very little time.  I have been burning the candle at both ends lately.  It has been KILLING me.  I have spent two days in the freakin’ bed, trying to catch up on sleep.  I fell asleep, on Saturday, after spending 4 or 5 days meeting people, hauling my kids here and there and spending the night with Stephen, at 6:30 p.m.  I slept until 11:00 a.m. the next morning.  I was mother-fucking exhausted.  I’m still making up for it.  But it’s bedtime…and I’m off to bed…alone (yippee!!).

I have decided to narrow my life down to the important and the relevant parts.  It’s tough.  But when you are motivated to keep your mental and physical health in alignment, it becomes paramount. 

Thank goodness, I have a knight in the sea of sleepiness.

ISP, Sugar!

His Touch Made Me Wet

He got out of bed and headed to the bathroom.  On his way, he touched and squeezed my foot.  I instantly got wet.

He climbed back into bed, slid up next to me and ran his hand over my hip and thigh.  I felt my panties get wet.

What is it about touch?  It’s amazing to know that a simple caress of a human can send your loins into a stir.  Moreso, the caress of someone you really dig…

ISP

My Persian girlfriend I slept with doing Cocaine.

She bent over with her luscious boobs and ass that is outstanding and has the width a man looks for. She snorted the line of cocaine. I snorted next. My boobs not as big and ass not as large, but hot all the same. Different girls, me a blonde next door, her a Persian goddess.

High, we slipped into bed together. We giggled and talked for a while. She told me stories from Iran, and then her move to Germany. We kissed and played with each other. She had a orgasm out of this world, I never knew.

Then she went down on me. This was glory. I became a wet mess in no time, she licked me clean, all the filth away. We have school in the morning, so we did another line to giggle to and kissed each  other good night. She is a naughty girl. So am I.

1st SINGLE “PUSSY”

“So take me now, oh don’t you see I can’t get laid in Germany…”

After four years of studio-abstinence, the first single of the new album is coming out September 18th! PUSSY! Carried by a gigantic wave of testosterone, Rammstein unsheathes its sword and presents what makes man an animal. So start your engines. With pedal to the metal on the Autobahn of German clichés, where homage is paid to the hand-to-hand battle between the sexes with words like Bratwurst, Blitzkrieg, and Mercedes-Benz … to destinations abroad, past Heidi with her burgers and away from the German Fräuleinwunder. There, pleasure lurks like a yawning abyss….

The single is appearing as a 2-track Digipack and also online with the song “Rammlied” as B-Side in all stores. For the USA “Pussy” is released exclusively through iTunes – the UK special Vinyl Edition’s (7″ and 12″) can be purchased at Whatrecords.
And look forward to a new video from Jonas Åkerlund!
The new album appears in October, but more about that soon.

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Vera Vision—The Mirror

There was no way in hell Bella was going to let Mike videotape their sex sessions. He could plead, cry and beg but he was never going to see her on video. Why in the hell did he have to see her on video, anyway? He always said he had a photographic memory and Bella wondered why his brain wasn’t taking any active pictures of her naked body.

Besides that, Bella wasn’t interested in watching her own personal porno and even entertaining the idea was pretty silly. But when her husband suggested they try having sex in front of the mirror instead, Bella wasn’t sure if she was down to watch a live porno of herself, either. But that all changed one rather boring and mundane night at home.

It was a nice and romantic evening at home. The couple finished eating dinner and put their daughter to bed. They were casually watching TV when Mike began playing with Bella’s buttons on her shirt. Bella kept pushing Mike’s hands away but he would just gradually move them back down her blouse. Bella would never notice until he already undid one button was working on the next one.

“Horny, babe?” She facetiously asked.

“Maybe a little,” Mike smiled.

Bella preferred to finish watching the episode of COPS she was so engrossed in but she also knew she if let Mike continue with his antics, she was going to be naked by the end of commercials. “Let’s go,” she laughed as she stood up. Bella’s shirt was already half-open. There was no use to fight it.

“Right behind you,” Mike replied.

When the pair entered the bedroom, Bella had an idea to spice up the already erotic evening. She recently purchased the Yours and Mine lubricant from a local sex shop. She was curious to see how it would feel since the commercials always guaranteed mind-blowing sex. “Did you want to test drive?” She held up the lubricants.

Mike shrugged. He didn’t need any help for what he was going to do to his wife but he was game. “Sure. Why not?”

The pair’s lovemaking sessions always began the same. Passionate kissing, hugging, and a little moaning. But Mike wanted to try something different. Once the pair was naked, Mike moved to the foot of the king-sized bed they shared and instructed Bella to sit in front of him. Mike then grabbed the bottles of Yours and Mine from the dresser and the couple put the corresponding lubricant on them.

Next, Mike slightly picked Bella up and sat her on top of him, sheathing his hard cock completely inside her. Her pussy was hot and tight. Her muscles pulsated around Mike’s shaft, causing a pulsating effect.  The sudden pressure caused small coos to escape Bella’s lips. Holding his wife’s waist, Mike skimmed Bella’s neck with his lips as he watched her in the mirror.

“Watch us, baby,” he murmured, “watch us fuck each other.”

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Sex in Inappropriate Places - HER perspective

Last night…ahhhh…last night was amazing.  I had no hope that we would have time alone together. And with the weather, I didn’t think sex in the park was going to happen either, so I had resigned myself to the idea that sex would likely not occur.

But when I got his text that suggested that there might just be a possibility for alone time I was elated! Even more so, when I arrived at the place we would meet and he was waiting for me outside. We were both a little nervous. This place was somewhere that neither of us had ever expected to fuck. Yet, here we were, alone and horny.

Inside we kissed and said hello. It had been days since we’d seen each other despite the fact that we had been in constant contact through texts. We both had a busy and long week that had not allowed for us to see one another for more than an hour for a cup of coffee earlier in the week.

He showed me around the place and then headed to the most secluded room, where we would be. He decided to place his shoes back with his things in case someone came and he told me ”you should be wearing fewer clothes when I get back”. I loved how he said that. ; )

I removed my heels and jeans and waited for him in my thong, bra, and shirt. I was unsure whether we would be getting completely naked, as there was a small possibility that someone could come there.  I was still kind of nervous. I don’t know why except that my week had been very stressful and left me somewhat vulnerable AND we were in a place that could cause some problems if we were to be caught.

When he returned and found me with less clothes, he moved forward to remove my thong. He wanted to warm me up with an orgasm and so he finger fucked me standing up and I came easily. It was so good to feel his touch, to kiss his lips, and to be close to him.  When I reached down and felt that his cock was not yet hard, I immediately wanted to take advantage of this moment.

I love to make him hard with my mouth. I enjoy the sensation as he gradually grows longer, harder, and bigger in my mouth as I suck his cock. I prefer to do this while he is standing and I am kneeling so I can grab his ass.  He let me work on him for a while, then made me stop so he could go down on me.

He had me sit on a counter and then he got on his knees and put his head between my legs and inserted his tongue into my wet slit. I moaned instantly, it felt so good, so amazing, so ahhhhhhhh. I hadn’t had his face buried between my legs in way too long and I couldn’t help but enjoy this moment. I grabbed his hair with my hands, occasionally squeezed his head with my legs, and moaned loudly as I came multiple times. 

Then we switched positions and he was sitting on the counter while I gave him head and sucked his cock. He won’t let himself cum though. But enjoys getting to a point where he wants to come before making me stop. After awhile he had me sit back on the counter and he went down on me again. He used his fingers and his mouth this time and hit my g-spot. 

The g-spot orgasm was intense as always and he knows exactly where it is and how to stimulate it best. I can’t imagine how loud I was. I just kept cuming and cuming and I couldn’t stop or control it. Nor did I want to, so I didn’t. I waited for him to tell me to be quiet, but he did not do that and instead kept hitting my spot over and over again.

At this point he fucked me while I sat on the counter. Having him slide his cock inside of me felt so good that it almost caused an immediate orgasm. I love that cock! I love how it feels inside of me! I could fuck that cock 24 hours a day! He must of hit the g-stop with his cock then because I once again was moaning and reacting with the same intensity as I do with the g-spot. I kept wrapping my legs around his waist as he pounded into me, all the while I had unending orgasms. As soon as one would stop, the next one would start up again. 

When I came down (for a minute) from one of the orgasms, he told me to suck his cock clean. So I got on my knees and did just that. Then he wanted to fuck me while I leaned up against the table. We did this for a while but the angle and height were just not right, so we moved back to the counter.

We both really liked this position and I had several more orgasms during this time as well. Then he told me he wanted me to ride him, so he layed on the floor while I mounted him. While he’s fucking me or when I’m fucking him, he is always looking at me. He watches me with open eyes and an intense look on his face. His eyes never leave my face. He says he likes to watch me cum. Sometimes when I start cuming intensely right after a previous orgasm he will laugh a little, surprised by yet another orgasm.

The sheer number of orgasms and the intensity that accompanies each one is a testament to his ability to read my body. On top, I cum a few more times with my body held tightly to his and our mouths together at times. Then he wants to fuck me from top, so I sit up, suck his cock a little and then lay back.  He hopes to cum in my mouth and so he plans to tell me when he is going to cum so I can sit up and take him in my mouth. This usually goes well but mostly when he is standing up and taking me from behind, it is more difficult when we are both lying down in missionary position, so when he comes I try to take his load in my mouth, but somehow miss and we believe it ended up on the floor. Although we aren’t sure. : ) A present yet to be found by someone else we presume.

After this fucking session, which was about an hour of pure passion, I am sweaty and hot. We get dressed and try to freshen up before heading out for dinner and drinks. I don’t look nearly as good as I did when I got there as my make up is screwed up, my hair is in tangles, and well I’m a mess. But I feel a thousand times better so I don’t give a fuck.

At dinner, we have a riot. Laughing, joking, and teasing one another. We love to do this. I love to tease and be teased and he is the same way. We both can be so sarcastic at times, but it is never lost on the other. We are the other one’s sarcastic equal. 

After dinner we take a walk in the park. It’s warm enough to walk but I’m in heels so I don’t want to walk much so we choose a bench. He asks me to stick my hand in his pants and rub his cock. “Absolutely” I think.  We aren’t really secluded and there are lights around us, but it is dark and chilly so there are only a few people around. I reach into his jeans and pull out his cock.

He nozzles my neck and we kiss sweetly while I rub his cock with his favorite finger tip motion. I’m looking around to see if I could put my head down there and give him head for a while, but I am thinking probably not. He is thinking this to. We decide to get up and go to the spot where we had sex last week, but there is someone near there and he appears not to be leaving anytime soon. We exchange a few passionate kisses. R says he wishes I was wearing a skirt so he can bend me over and fuck me from behind.  But alas, I am not.

We go back to the bench and I start working on his cock again.  I tell him “you know, I doubt anyone would notice if at the very end I stuck my head down there for just a few minutes”, he agrees. So I continue to stroke his cock and we kiss and nuzzle, it’s a very tender moment actually, full of desire and emotion. When he gets close I know by his body language and I bend down and finish him off with my mouth.  Right there in a wide open area on a park bench lit by a lamp, I gave him head. Heh. When he is done and has his cock safely tucked away, he smiles a huge grin and kisses me. We have had another amazing night together.

I miss you R.

Pussy...de Rammstein

Sabadito de noticia cachonda, y que mejor que celebrarlo con un nuevo video musical. En esta semana tuve la oportunidad de ver el mas reciente clip (que educado me estoy portando…hasta ahora) de la banda Rammstein, el clip de la canción titulada “Pussy”.

Y he de decir que me sorprendió: esta extremadamente porno, lo que empieza como un inocente video que enseña poses sugerentes y unos cuantos pechos termina siendo una orgia de clips pornográficos protagonizados, gracias a la magia de la tecnología, por los integrantes de la banda.Como debía de ser, este video fue estrenado en una pagina XXX.

¿La canción? Si es que a alguien le importa y no ve el video solo por los pueriles comentarios de arriba, debo confesar que se me hizo muy buena…casi tanto como la rubia que se filma mientras estimula sus genitales.

Click en la imagen para ir al video, sobra decir que es SOLO para mayores de edad (ya se que nadie hace caso a esas jaladas, pero es mi deber ponerlo).

Via imagen

hovering. a poem by sparkle.

your arms make me wonder
about the fingers that lie at the ends
if i need two,
three,
or the whole fist
maybe you know how to
eat pussy like a champ
or your stroke game is real serious
& yeah you’re funny
but
i don’t really wanna talk
on the phone all night
this ain’t no girlfriend shit
i’d like to know if the lines
in your back are indicative
of prowess,
& if your affinity for detail
translates into your bedroom activities.

right now, young tender
i’m hovering over
your shoulder
cuz fucking you sounds
like more fun than holding your hand.

Haya Gets a Lap Dance, Pt. 4

“Um, music?” Ricci questioned.

Haya pointed a remote to the sound system and “Do Me Baby” rang out. A very fitting song, Ricci thought.

Ricci took her coat off and revealed she was wearing very little underneath. Leopard print Louboutins and a lingerie set were the evening’s clothing choices. The lingerie was a lacy white teddy that barely covered anything on Ricci’s curvy body. Her ass alone swallowed up the G-string and the fabric just held together by her big tits. The Louboutins added an extra touch, accentuating her long and athletic legs. Her long, ebony hair was pulled in a tight bun. Her makeup was flawless as usual, with just lip gloss, a touch of blush and mascara completing her look. As with her many private dances, Ricci took her time to get fully engrossed into the song, but it was never took too much time. She started by sitting on the chair, spreading her legs apart. She threw her head back and rolled her body to the piano notes of the song. It was almost as if Prince wrote the song with Ricci in mind.

Her hands cupped her bountiful breasts, peeling the tiny fabric that scarely covered them. She then moved her hands down to her shaven snatch, the one area that mesmerized Haya hours before at the club. Ricci knew what she was doing. Haya wanted a show; Ricci was giving her the best one $500 could buy. Meanwhile, Haya caught herself licking her lips again. Ricci had a gorgeous body but it was her pussy that had Haya delirious with heat. She wanted to taste it, lick it, nibble it, savor it and love it. She couldn’t wait to get her tongue on that beautiful clit and was getting very impatient that she had to wait.

Ricci surprised Haya by really putting on a show for her. She stuck a middle finger in her mouth and sucked it like it was a stiff cock. She then moved the finger down to her pussy and began rubbing it for Haya’s enjoyment. Her eyes locked with Haya’s, never leaving as she continued to play with herself. Ricci moaned softly and closed her eyes as her fingers feverishly worked her clit. She was about to cum and wanted Haya to cum with her.

“Haya, you wanna fuck me?” Ricci panted.

Haya moved off the couch and stood in front of Ricci. “Yes,” she softly moaned.

“You really want to fuck me?” Ricci moaned.

Haya kneeled in front of Ricci and was tempted to lick her pussy right then and there. It was so wet and smelled absolutely intoxicating. She imagined she could spend all night in Ricci’s hot cunt. “Fuck yeah,” she moaned.

Ricci switched hands and let Haya suck on her wet fingers. Haya hungrily licked Ricci’s fingers, tasting the woman’s pussy and wanting more. It was so delicious and Haya craved more. Her body was on fire and her pussy was wet with desire. Haya moved one of her fingers down to her pussy and began to finger herself. She wanted to fuck Ricci bad and didn’t know how much longer she could wait. She wanted to fuck Ricci bad and didn’t know how much longer she could wait.

“You wanna fuck me, Haya?” Ricci whispered again as she played with her pussy faster.

“Fuck yeah,” Haya moaned. She felt like she was about to climax anytime.

“Good,” Ricci abruptly stopped playing with herself and stood up, leaving Haya in shock. Ricci merely smiled as she began to put on her coat. She then kneeled down to Haya and whispered in her ear. “I don’t fuck clients who pay for it.” She then grabbed her envelope and left.

The queen of the mindfucks redeemed herself…this time…

"Pain is certain Suffering is optional"

A story to tell…

Have you ever felt the belt?  No Sir, only spankings

and so the scene begins

hands cuffed in steel behind her back…then instructed to lower her own slacks…but keep her thong on

walk over here dear..and kneel

bend over     turn your head to the side          Do you remember your safe word?  Use it and I will stop…as I’m not practiced in this                     Yes Sir

I start       slowly at first    feeling ass cheeks after each blow         SMACK!   x at least 20

(hissed in her ear)  do you know your safety word?  I get “into” it….but, in short..questioning why she hadn’t used it yet

Marks…marks from blows….slight blood on the edges….red welts

legs/thighs/buttocks/calves

(I could go on and on…I AM Sadistic?  I enjoy this?)

but…….

I stop before she indicates the need    (I cannot do more damage than I already have)

I finger your pussy…to the point that you ask permission to come….reward is given quickly

you come…in cuffed ankles and collar..I force you to hop to your bathroom mirror..to see the result

you gasp

“you didn’t use your safe word” 

No Sir…I didn’t need to

I feel your marks..the warmth emitted

And…..      then I suffer

What am I?

Rammstein Pussy - ce-i așa șocant?

Văleu maică au făcut drogații ăia de la Rammstein un clip cu pule, cu tot tacâmul.  Așa, și? Bravo lor! Păi dacă melodia-i cu pussy, cu ce vroiați să fie clipul? Cu norișori, îngerași, floricele? Bă, unii nu pricep și pace: dacă nu te duce capul, nu vorbi! Că trăncăneala airea nu te face mai deștept!

Și acum sincer… care dracu se mai sperie de-o pulă? Căscați ochii aici la varianta necenzurată și urechile pâlnie!

a masturbation story

I like to take really hot showers and get out with my skin still all pink heated. I go in my room and lay across my bed on my back and feel the fan blowing cool air against my moist skin. I feel the goose bumps start to form as the water dries. It is my favorite time to masturbate. I lay there exploring my breasts with my hands, gently pulling at my nipples until they are both rock hard and then pinching them just until they hurt. That spark of pain loosens the juices and I feel my pussy moisten and start to tingle. Spreading my legs to let the cool air from the fan meet the wet heat from between my thighs, I feel a sigh escape my lips as my hands begin to reach for the soft folds of flesh. As my fingers pull my pussy lips apart and begin a slow exploration of the wetness within I am thrilled with how wet, how heated I can make myself. I close my eyes and feel the tension begin to build as my fingers find the familiar tender places and begin to tickle and tease, spreading the wetness around and slipping into the heated depths. Behind my eyes runs a porn quality fantasy of my best friend and that crazy druken night we spent licking each other from head to toe in college. I can smell her hair and taste the sweet liquor flavored kisses of her mouth. I feel her nails run down my belly and it’s her hands making me moan. I see her tits in my face as she leans over me up on all fours inviting the dark stranger we picked up in the bar to have his way with her. I hear him moan and feel his body shudder as he buries his cock in her and begins to pound her from behind. her titties bounce in my face, he has a handful of her hair pulling her head back as the extacy escapes her lips on a sigh. I reach with my mouth and pull her nipple with my teeth, suckling on it – feeling it harden. A tear escapes her as I bite hard enough to hurt. The man encourages me as the pain made her wetter. Using my fingers I pull on the other nipple until she cries out. After another forceful pinch, I use my mouth to gently lick the nipples – holding her big beautiful breasts in my hands and she sighs with the softness that followed the pain. I hear him spank her and she cries out again. He uses the paddle we bought and spanks her other cheek. She moans, she giggles and she loses her next words into my kiss. The man continues to spank her until both her cheeks are pink and warm to the touch. gently he uses his hands to softly rub the same area he just used the paddle on. Pulling out of her, he brings his mouth to her ass and uses his tongue to apply soft kisses to the pain, pulling her ass up to his face he buries his face in her pussy and licks her until she cums. He has the small cat of ninetails whip in his hands and her eyes have gone big at the site of it. I feel my pussy tingle in anticiaption of the leather meeting the soft lips of her pussy. I watch as he spanks the soft feminine folds and see her eyes close with pleasure of it. He whips her pussy several times, softly licking her between each slap. Hearing her alternate cries from the pain and soft sighs from the pleasure of his mouth it is all I can do not to cum on the spot. Finally he turns her back over and pulls her ass towards him, she begs him to be gentle. He isn’t. He slams his huge, hard cock deep inside her swollen pussy sending tears down her face as a scream escapes her lips. He pushes her head into my pussy and she obediantly begins to feed on me. She is very good at it. Loves the taste of me on her tongue and soon he falls into a rthym from behind and between her moans she licks my swollen clit, alternating between a soft teasing lick and forceful one until I think there is no way I can stand it. She reaches back and finds my favorite dildo – 10 inches long and fat around. She looks devilishly at me and without a word shoves the entire 10″ in and begins to fuck me with the dildo. I can still feel her toung on my clit and the rythm of penetration is set by the stranger as he buries himself in her, banging hard from behind. I feel the climax building as she is screaming both our names and the dildo that has replaced her fingers slams into my pussy – arching my back, feeling her hair on my belly and thier moans, sounds of extacy in my ears feeling the fat dildo fill my pussy as the juices flow out of me, I feel myself cum, shuddering, shaking every muscle in my body tensed and the climax releases me and I cry out. Slowly I continue to carress the swollen clit and lips as my fantasy begins to shut down and reality floats back on the soft billow of the fan blowing on me. Smiling I bring my fingers to my lips and lick each one, tasting pussy….

jag tycker att alla bloggare som kan skriva skapar ett nytt socialt medie och lämnar "bloggandet" åt hor-maffian

Jag förstår inte grejen med att Kiss är så glad över att hon enligt bloggportalen är Sveriges “största” blogg. Det är ju enbart för att jag två inlägg ned Länkade till henne, självklart. Det är så bloggvärlden *fungerar*.

Alla koder, skrälla färger och fula pixlar drivs med. Hennes blogg suger och det vet hon – därför spelar hon på det enda hon kan “komma med”.. den blonda stereotypen. Ganska tragiskt.. Jag tycker lite synd om henne. Medioker brunett, flicka, oerhört lätt-ersatt stockholmsbo, som desperat provocerat sig upp till “bloggportalen”s topp. Vem bryr sig? Varför bryr folk sig..? Katrin sammanfattar allt jag tycker väldigt bra här…

SE FILMEN.

Tack för länken Oliver.

Car sex

(Warning: contains descriptions of sex.)

About mid-week the wife says that the kid is going out Friday evening at about 7:30 so that’ll be time for sex. That’s all well and good. And I guess I should be thankful for what I can get. It would be preferable if our love making was frequent enough so that an appointment would not be necessary.

How about a little spontaneity?! OK, I know, spontaneity goes out the window when kids get to be of certain age and continues until they leave the house. By that time you’re lucky if you’re young enough for even semi-regular sex.

Speaking of spontaneity … the most spontaneous and dangerous thing we ever did sexually was in a car. I suppose that may be true for a lot of people. But this instance wasn’t having quick intercourse in the back seat.

One time — before we were married — we were on a trip back home from somewhere. This was before I realized that my wife was rather inhibited.

It was dark. I was driving along a long, straight stretch of highway. There was little traffic around.

I reached over and put my hand between her legs. She said something but I didn’t stop. I started rubbing her. She was a bit surprised by it all but she seemed to like it.

After not too long I slipped my hand under the waistband of her jeans and panties. My fingers felt the mound of her lower tummy and then her pubic hair before finding her clitoris. Just then she unbuttoned her jeans giving me freer access.

She slid down in the seat a bit and spread her knees apart. After working her clit more I pushed my finger into her vagina and started moving in and out. She as very wet.

Every now and then a car would approach and I’d pull my hand out. Fortunately that was necessary just a few times. I stopped purely for safety’s sake. It was so dark no one would have been able to see what I was doing inside.

After the car passed I’d slip my hand under her panties again. I told her to pull her panties down more to allow me better access and an occasional glance at her pussy.

I worked a couple fingers inside her for awhile but then concentrated on her clitoris. After not too long she moaned loudly and clenched her legs together … what she usually did — and does — when she has an orgasm while I’m fingering her pussy.

By now I had a raging hard-on. As she pulled her panties and pants back up and buttoned her jeans I said, “what about me?”

She said, “no, it’s too dangerous and too messy.”

I’d like to say that when we got back to her place we had sex for hours. Unfortunately it was a long time ago and all I remember was fingering her.

I’m reminded of a couple years earlier. That was before I met my wife. I was returning home from an out-of-town business appointment. It was a Saturday and I was casually dressed. I started thinking of a woman I had just started dating. I was running various scenarios through my head as to how I would have sex with her the first time.

It didn’t take much of this daydreaming to give me a serious erection. I started rubbing my crotch now and then as I continued to imagine taking this woman’s clothes off.

It was about a two-hour drive and I just couldn’t get my fantasies of fucking this woman out of my head. I kept driving and kept rubbing. Back then I was a pretty accomplished masturbater and could control myself. But this time — maybe because I was paying more attention to driving — I suddenly realized that I was about to cum in my pants and it was too late to stop it from happening.

Bleh, what a mess — and I was still 45 minutes from home. It wasn’t a particularly comfortable ride. That’s one I wouldn’t forget.

Other than kissing I never had any other sex in a car. Oh well. There are a lot better places.

These days the wife and I stick to the bedroom because that’s where she wants to do it. Years ago we had the “couch position” that she particularly liked. It was nothing complicated. I’d sit on the couch with my legs wide and then she’d sit on my penis facing away from me. She could ride me and I could watch her ass go up and down as my penis went in and out of her … very nice.

As I was saying in the beginning … we had an appointment for sex on Friday night. Unfortunately I got a call from work and something needed to be handled right away, so instead of riding the wife I was riding my damn laptop.

Saturday morning, however, we did do it; missionary style the whole way. Think we’ll do it again this month?

To the young guys.

This is your Captain speaking……….welcome aboard fuckers.

This is a message for all the younger guys out there.  I know it sucks because women your age are not giving you the time of day right now, but trust me.  Keep working on your career and your dreams and you will be amazed at how great your life will be.  You have NO idea how successful you can or will be when you’re 19 or 20.  The last thing you want to do is to get bogged down with some bitch and even worse if you knock the bitch up.

I’m not saying that you have to pay for pussy like a hooker, although there is some truth to that, but what I’m saying is that the more successful you become, the more doors will open and the more options you will have in your life.  Not just with women, but with every aspect of your life.

It kills me to see young guys settle for some local piece of ass that they knocked up and end up giving up all their hopes and dreams, just to slave away to support some bitch and “do the right thing”.  Well, that’s the wrong fucking thing gentlemen!

Don’t shoot yourself in the foot by settling down with your highschool sweetheart.  Don’t date single mothers and do not have a serious relationship until AFTER you have realized your dreams.  Even then, a serious relationship offers no benefits to a guy that he cant get by banging multiple women.

Stay true to yourselves guys, don’t fall into the money pit of marriage and kids.  Live your life the way that you want it and not how some bitch is nagging you to live it.

Until next time fuckers.

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La Diva Spa fest

La Diva known world wide from the streets of paris to the runways of australia to the largest crusie ship La Diva in Italy . La Diva was discovered walking the streets of paris at the tender age of just 16 her fame grew quikly and all the best designers were fighting for her to model for them …by the time she was 25 La Diva with her stunning cheek bones here undenyingly beautuful eyes and yes those legs that fasinated the world …was now getting payed 1.3 million per walk down each runway her face and body .the cover of every magazine made La Diva broke records over and over again she was the star .as her fame grew she ofcourse had less time for her .she use to have her mother as support but as she became more famous it didnt take long for her managers to worm ther way in and keep her mother away from her only daughter … La Diva was kept so busy she didnt notice ..before she knew it she was 30 ..she still had not ever had a real relashionship with a man … even at 30 she was still in demand more than ever …modeling lipsticks ..shoots for perfumes ..interviews …she loved the poelple and took time to be with them when ever she could she was the peoples model not untouchable like the others ..she was known as the sweet down to earth model …all ahe craved was time to herslef ..time alone in her vila .ofcourse she loved nothing but the finer things in life and why not she had to work hard enough for them all .everythink she owned was throu hard work ..models dont live lives of easy street and glamour back stage …its all blood sweat and tears and La diva has done it since she was 16 ..she cant even remember her normal life anymore ….

　

　

gone are the memories of her childhood ..of her school days with her best girlfeinds dressing up with them and talking about boys ….her world is so diffrent now ..there is no love in this business its all fake . La diva learnt that lesson well when she fell in love with manuel pierre ..they met in spain on a modeling shoot he took her breath away ..they spent there time together in there condo that they both brought together near lake monnoe there they both sat drinking there wine watching the sun rise and fall.and making love on there glass windowed balcony …..

he was the most passionat man she had ever met .the kissing of her hand .the generous jewels he gave to her and the time they spend was so full of making love .. he was the best lover she had ever had in her life…on there first aniversary she came back to the condo after a day shooting in the hot hot sun .as soon as she opend the door she could see the dinner table set up on the balcony white linen cloth on the table white dinner plates full of the most glorious oysters and two crystal glasses full of champane .from out of the kitchen came her man manuel in nothing but a white towel wrapped around half his body …he slips her bag from off her shoulders slowly and delicatley kisses her neck and guides her to her seat

let us share in these delights first then we shall share in the delights of each other ….she sipped her wine and eat those oysters the same way she likes to take his body in her mouth.and slowly caress every inch of its smoothness and texture….then swollows him whole …but first La Diva is treated more like a Queen .manuel runs a bath for her he covers the floor with soft velvety cloth so her feet dont touch the cold floor the bath filled with bubbles .candles all over the room the smell of perfumes fills the air …manuel takes her hand and eases her into her bath then like a gentlemen he leaves the room for 15 minutes giving La Diva time to rest and relax ..she hears music comming from the bedroom and the clinking of chamane glasses as he prepares there bedroom for love

La Diva now all relaxed and feeling fresh …is ready to celbrate ther first aniversary ..she hopes out the bubble bath puts on her short white robe opends the door and stands there waiting to be seen by manuel ….he is franticly moving about there bedroom making everything just perfect for her arrival…he sees her out the corner of his eye there is his vision of beauty he stops suddenly and turns to her walking upto her with her glass of champane his robe drops to the floor just as he is inches away from her …..

　

her mouth drops open as she laughs in that girly way she does best …makes all the men shake in there pants ….”happy aniversary to you too La Diva says to manuel as she drops to her knees still all wet her robe drops around her shoulders her hands come up to grab a hold of his well endowed penis two hands are needed for this french fello she lovingly wraps her lips around his shaft pouting her lips around him she slids with ease all around him she sucks hard then she sucks soft;y then she moves fast then she mooves slow …… her in and out thrusts is what makes not just manuel but all men cum so fast ..he blew so much he could see drops of it dripping from the side of her mouth before she could swollow every drop ……..but in then end this was not the relashionship she thought it was .she showed him love and he showed it back to other women …

years went by and La diva vowed never to love again so instead she worked hard renewing her fame once again she came back time and time again with her fame people never wearing of her they always wanted more and more from her ..back stage is where she found her real friends her good friends that would stick by her no matter what .for years she worked with her own private makeup artist loz he was so petite and light on his step always wearing the brightest of coloured outfits and making everyone laugh …then her other best friend in the world was Bob he was the dress hemer for the models he ran around frnaticly with needle and thread in hand at each fashion parade

　

Move it :move it he screams as he runs around the place .. ladies you dont wont me to prick you now …..no Diva bob we know we all cant handle your prick : thats the joke going around between bob and the models he has said it for years ..its just one one those moments they all need to ahve to relax and bob knows it and does what he can to help them relax that is also why Poppa Loz wears the most outlandish clothes of all to keep the models happy and laughing throu out the night the boys have become like a team now getting famous themselves behind the sceens they become two of La Diva best friends someone she confides in some one who is there throu her bad times …..

La diva often invites both the men over to share in a drink and a spa on those hot lonely nights ..just for some company and friendship this night was no diffrent ..althou it was to celarate her 5th year single and free from manuel .she was a little sad to say the least ..the door rang it was Loz with a big bunch of flowers and a box of La divas favourite belguim turkish delights .bob was exhuberantly running behind Loz with 4 bottles of the finest bubbly .Loz calls out in his hight pitched voice .’now bob if you drop them and break just one bottle youll have La Diva in hospital on oxygen now slow down darling ….settle down the night is still young ..both men try an attenmpt to walk in the door at the very same time ..making poor sad La Diva laugh …Bob and Loz looked at each other with a sigh they say ..there “the job is done ..they put a smile on her face …they sat around the kitchen table consoling La Diva as she wept ..then laughed ..then wept some more ….they shared in a beautiful indian dinner with loads of wine ofcourse …

　

night falls and after dinner they do deside to get into the spa but only for a bit …all the wins had been drunk so while bob and la diva get in the spa Loz goes and gets a bottle of wine from the cellar ..as he comes out the big doors they see him wearing the brightest most tighest and pinkest shorts they have ever seen before …laughing profusly at his rather large talents peeking throu the side of the short …there a bi to tight to even contain his extra large man meat ..dive raises her eyes brows and smiles …bob puts the bubble jets on full speed as loz gets in making his shorts bubble with pockets of air .bob thrn jumps up too and shows off how big his bubble pockets can get tooo …La diva is so happy now she has forgoten all about the past 5 years in her life the drugs the men .the women ..even manuel disapears there joys of laughter fill the street as it echos down thou the stillness of the night .then they all go into a silence as each takes there corner sits with head back and enjoys the sensations of those damn big bubbles …after a silent pause of 15 minutes they begin quietly chatting again ….. both letting La diva know how special she is .as they move closer ..her breasts are bouncing around with the bubbles the boys take of there pants ans throw them as far as they could ……….then diva turns and does the same surprising the men ..with a count of one two three they all jump out the spa run and collect there small items and jump back in thinking this is hillarious …..La diva collects all in her hand and throws them to the floor ..enough boys ………i wont some fun …they both edge closer to her ..she reachers her neck out and kisses loz passionaly on the mouth Bob not wonting to miss any action moves in and carreses her breast while waiting his turn patiently

Loz hands move around her hips as she turns to kiss bob La diva turns the bubbles down to a gentle hush with both men now feeling her voluptuous body. her hands silently take a hold of both of there penis as she begins to rub them softly at first both the men each share in her body while she pleasures them both they each glide there hands to her inner thighs she moves her legs apart allowing each man to get even closer to her pleasure zone they feel the bubbles rushing up betwen her legs … she pulls them harder throu the water kissing each in turn twisting her tounge around theres .like a serpant there hands reaching higher and higher as each man reaches her delicate pink pussy they each enter inside her at the same time gently pushing and releasing into her .the three bodys intertwine in a firery heat explotion La diva;s body almost nearing orgasmic explosion . desides throu her amazing sence of feel that Loz is just 2 mm bigger than bob she sits up half out the water facing out with her supple peachy ass out Loz enters her from behind .Bob is not left thou ..oh no .La diva can handle more than these two mere mortals at any one encounter ..bob stands up and she takes a hold of him by her mouth she sucks him hard and deep into her throat in and out as Loz does the same from behind them the mass of bodys tense and shutter with excitment .

as steam rises from each of them .the pastion the heat to strong to bare, the madness depends the movements faster, the breathing heavier and .there bodys all colide in one spectacular orgasm as they cum together like a syphony orchestra .bodys all intune as if one…as la diva turns and licks her lips they all slide deep under the water and when they all rose again ……they all clink there champane glasses together in a toast …place them down …and start all over again ……