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Tuesday, December 29, 2009
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Sunday, December 27, 2009
Can You Make Money Online? YES,You Can With GDI
I’ve heard plenty of talk about GDI so I have made a decision to write a Worldwide Domains World Review to elucidate precisely what this opportunity is all about. What’s GDI? – Stands for World Domains Global . The company sells the “.WS” site name extension worldwide and have been doing so for over eight years at the time of this writing. The company – The 2 founders are Michael Reed ( CEO ) and Alan Ezeir ( President ). The company, World Domains International Inc has been settled since 2k. Their Product – what’s “.WS”? You ask. It is comparable to “.COM” it is a top level domain extension. Each country was allotted a completely unique top level domain, for example the US is “.US”, UK “.UK”. The domain in question is allotted to the country of Samoa. Michael and Alan quickly identified a chance to push the “.WS” domain. They could see whether they promoted it as a short word for “Web Site” it’d be enormous seller. Fundamentally you start with a domain registration with a seven day Free trial, after this time has elapsed you are charged $10 a month.
This includes URL forwarding, ten e-mail accounts, an internet site builder and website hosting. Compensation plan – it’s a five Level plan and you can build as wide as you need. You are paid $1 a month per domain that’s registered in your team. So that the example that’s generally used is reliant on you referring five buyers. If you refer five that is $5 a month, if they do the same that is $25 and if this continues thru five levels that is $3,125 a month. There’s also an infinity bonus which pays out on unlimited levels providing you match an especially stern factors and maintain it every month. Bonuses – They also have a seven day contest period.
If you refer five paid affiliates you’ll get a $100 bonus. This is unlimited so as an example if you got twenty-five new paid affiliates in a week you would pocket $500 and the like. The big hitter Bonus is paid out for any affiliate who refers one thousand or more paid affiliates in any 4 week sequential period. The bonus is $5,000. Global Domains International Review Decision – in my view GDI has a good product.
Domains are in heavy demand. However folks will need education on their explicit choice of top level domain. There seems to be good scope to earn a little cash. Like most MLM opportunities you’ll need heavy effort to get the volume you need to make enough to replace a full-time paying job. If the right promoting system is attached I will see great potential to make an excellent income. However I must stress IF the right promotional system is attached. To be successful you may either need to have good experience in online promoting or get some info on a simple to use system with duplicity. This Worldwide Domains World Review has given you a discernment on this opportunity and will help you to make an educated call.
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Saturday, December 26, 2009
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Matching The Drapes...
OK! I’m sure you have all read my whole thing on girls shaving (Shave Talk), and if not welcome to my blog!
Its seems to be that the completely bare look is a thing of the pass; theirs a new style that has been catching on, one that is even catching my interest. so much to the point that I have asked my love to grows hers out… They are coloring the hair down there.
Yes!!! lady’s and gentlemen if your wild enough (it’s really not that crazy) you can surprise your loved one, or beneficiary’s with a beautiful colorful bush! Finally the carpet matches the drapes!
Yes even you with the crazy blue hair can have wild crazy blue hair down there!, and if your pubes are showing your true age with them gray hairs… they even have have black dye… no need to cry!
the first safe color specially formulated for the hair down there; Colors naturally, blends gray away, and enhances to match your glorious locks above. Whether you’re blond (be a true blond now!), radiant auburn, brunette, or black, our easy-to-use, no-drip formula gives you the perfect finishing touch.
From now on, when you highlight or color your hair up there, don’t forget your hair down there.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Masturbating When I'm Sick
There is something about the peaceful feeling I get when I’m sick. Not that I enjoy being sick, but it forces my body to relax. I also get very aroused when I’m sick. I know I shouldn’t expend the energy to get myself off, but I have to.
Last night, while in bed, fighting strep throat, I started thinking about Stephen licking and fucking me. It had been awhile since we had fucked so I’m all primed to jump on my boy toy. I thought about his gorgeous mouth licking my soaked pussy while I begged him not to make me cum. He refused and he said, “I’m taking it anyway.”
My body started to gently writhe, thinking about him touching my body and staring at me with those eyes. I slipped my hand down into my pants and gently rubbed my clit. In my head, I saw him fucking me with his big cock, from behind. He is holding my shoulders and breathing hard as he explodes, deep inside of me, filling me with all of his deliciousness.
I buck my hips as I start to cum. But once is never enough for me. I shiver and shake two more times before my body gives up.
I’m exhausted. And I sleep gorgeously!
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
The Joys of (Twin Bed) Sex.
Kay had heard about Ken throughout college. He was one of her best friend’s friends from home, and thus whenever her friend talked about some story from when he was younger, Ken was always involved. Kay finally met Ken when she went with her friends to his college. The night of their arrival everyone started drinking, and Kay and Ken found themselves, after everyone had passed out alone. After the initial awkward making out, Kay decided she did not want to be just a one night stand, and stopped the kissing before moving forward. They slept together, all clothes on, and just kissed and had drunk speak. (drunk speak: (v) talking and attempting to get to know another person while inebriated).
The next day, Kay and her friends went to a football game while Ken stayed behind. After the game, Ken came and met the group at a local bar – one where the girls get up on the bar in bras and undies, and pretend they are on coyote ugly. This turned all the boys on, and Ken seemed to be interested in only Kay. Kay started to dance with Ken, and as they danced Ken started to get turned on. The two of them left the bar in a cab alone, and went back to one of their friends house. They immediately ran to the bed, and started to hook up. Ken slipped off Kay’s clothes, and laid her down on the bed. He got on top of her, stripped off his shirt. His body was tight, he had amazing abs, and the best part was the muscular defined line between his pelvis and hip bone. This line always has, and always will, turn Kay on almost to the point of orgasm.
They started to have sex. Drunken sloppy sex. On a twin bed, and as they continued to change positions, they had to take into consideration the small area. Ken picked up Kay, and laid her on the ground, and continued to fuck her harder and harder. Kay did not come, but the night was burned into her memory as one of the best times.
The next morning, they had breakfast with the entire group, and all the debauchery from the night before came out. Apparently during the act the boys (along with a couple girls they had picked up on the way home) had walked into the house. They heard the sex noises coming from the room Kay and Ken were in. One of Ken’s friends (being drunk and all) walked to the bedroom and put his ear to the door. He had planned to use the same bedroom with one of the sluts from the bar, and was quite mad that he could not. So, to ‘punish’ Kay and Ken he proceed to have sex right outside the door. The other guys had also picked up some girls, and they were having sex on couches and in the other two bedrooms available.
The house never had so many couples having sex in it as it did that Saturday night.
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Great Date, Shitty Morning
Ok, first off, despite all that happened to me today, last night’s date was great!
I had a blast at the strip club last night. We laughed at the table, talked over a naked girl at the rack, and I got her number!!! Woo hoo!!!!!
And she loved my origami dollar bill rose (which she gave to our favorite stripper)!!!
Yes, I spent too much money, but it (she) was worth it.
Will there be more? I don’t know, to early to say. I sure hope so!
Now, to the shit!
I woke up this morning to the sound of a blaring alarm. In fact, my entire complex woke up to that alarm. We thought it was a fire alarm. It wasn’t, it was a fire-supression alarm. You see, the crackhead (literal, unknown to everyone in the building until the firefighters broke into the apartment and found 1 card table, 1 chair, 1 mattress, and about 1000 cigarette lighters and crack pipes) that lives uses the place above me (he doesn’t live there, just visits to smoke crack) didn’t have any heat on. Due to the lack of heat, one of the sprinkler-heads froze and burst, showering thousands of gallons of water down on my place. It took them an hour to shut off the water.
My place is ruined. The whole place is going to have to be gutted and redone.
BTW, you might want to wrap your electronics in plastic, water apparently has a magnetic attraction to electronics, because it managed to find all of mine. Yep, everything, 6 external hard drives, 5.1 speakers, 5 computers, 3 mice, 2 monitors, 2 portable dvd players, sound system, dvr, dvd player, wireless router, Nintendo Wii, and my 42 inch plasma TV.
Do I have renters insurance? Yes. Will it cover it all? I don’t know yet. Will I have to move out? While the repairs are going on, yes. Do I want to live there now? After it’s redone and brand new, yes! Does this suck giant donkey balls? Uh… that’s affirmative!
So, I have to apologize for not giving more information on the date. I know it deserves it, and I have more to tell, but for right now, this will have to do. Will I update you about it later? Probably not about this date, since I’m sans computer (I’m writing this from my dad’s new 27 inch iMac) for the foreseeable future, but anything new you will hear about.
Now, if only Sabina and Chrissey would live dramatic lives like mine (well, not just like mine, leave out the water bit) , maybe you all would actually have something to read!
Still single and now homeless, computerless, and generally stuffless,
Scott
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Lets Get Wet! - Shower Together.
Let’s Get Wet! Shower Together: – By James Petley
So you’ve covered just about every nook and cranny in the house and you’re finally ready to upgrade to “Water Sex.” Well, prepare yourself to get wet and nasty because today’s sex tip is all about the part of your house that is commonly used for less-than-sexual things — that’s right, the bathroom.
Now before you get started, make sure that your woman isn’t wearing a pizza-like coating of makeup. If she is, you’re going to bust a gut laughing so hard, instead of getting so hard that you bust a gut. So make sure that she’s somewhat cosmetic free and ready to get down to business.
hold on a sex
For all you spontaneous guys out there, the greatest thing you could do for a gal is start the session on dry land (namely a bed, the couch, the floor, the dining room table…) and right before you’re about to penetrate her, tell her there’s something you have to do and go do it.
Go into the bathroom, light some candles, close the lights, turn on the shower, and find the perfect water temperature. Then return to her and continue the game. If you have really good penis control, penetrate her for a couple of minutes. Pull yourself out of her, take her by the hand and lead her into the steam filled bathroom.
Now I don’t have to tell you about keeping the bathroom clean — that means no mildew on the shower curtain, no nasty rim around the toilet and no pubic hair all over the floor. Now, back to your evening of fun. Once you have her in the shower, don’t begin ramming away like a maniac, instead wash her body down. That’ll make the entire experience even more erotic.
make her sponge worthy
Lather a body sponge with an aromatically inclining soap and face her back. Begin scrubbing her from behind and work your way down to her butt, the back of her thighs, her calves, and even her feet. And while you’re kneeling down, turn her around and begin working your way up from her shins to her stomach and finally, her breasts. Don’t neglect her arms, her neck and of course, put some soap on your hand to adequately clean her vagina.
I’m quite sure that she’ll be more than willing to reciprocate the favor. Or if you have two body sponges, you can cleanse each other simultaneously. Double your pleasure, double your fun.
Turn the water — and your lover — on with these “sex in the shower” positions..
water you talking about?
After you’re done laving one another, there are a variety of positions you can engage in that will minimize awkwardness and won’t require ambulance assistance. Hopefully, the shower you’re in is roomy enough for two and allows for maneuverability rather than elbow-in-face discomfort.
Bend her over
Anyone who knows anything about my articles knows how I feel about doing the doggy — and the shower leaves yet another perfect opportunity to engage in the “bent over rows.” Turn her around, get her to rest her hands on the tiles or hold on to the towel rack and go on in. Don’t cover your penis with soap; that won’t make her insides feel very good (I still haven’t lived that one down).
Lift her up
If you think you have the stamina or strength, hold her up against the tiles, let her wrap her legs around your waist and begin grinding inside her. If the shower nozzle is high enough, place her under it and let the water slam against your bodies while you’re having your sexual water fight.
Lay down, boy
If you’d like to watch her while she gets wet and wild, then lie down in the tub and let her ride you like a trooper. Imagine how good it would feel to have the best of everything; while the water teasingly hits your testes, she’ll be pouncing on your member like a champion. What could possibly be better?
Get on your knees
You can leave her standing up or lay her down in the tub. Whatever the case, a woman loves receiving oral sex in the shower. Why? Because she’s comfortable knowing that her vagina is as clean as a whistle and having a hot tongue salivating on it while the intense steam from the water is doing its own thing only amplifies her pleasure. So give it to her like you know she wants it, trust me, it’ll all work out in your favor.
Put it in her mouth
Stand with your back against the spurting water or once again, lie in the tub and let her perform her own magic on your moist member. Don’t place her in a position where her face is getting bombarded by water; she’ll choke, perhaps chomp down on your mini-me and then no one will leave the situation satisfied — to say the absolute least.
other exciting parts
If the shower scene left you feeling somewhat unsatisfied, you can let her sit on the covered toilet and meet and greet your penis for a while. You can also run your fingers through her wet hair while she’s hard at work… sorry, I meant play.
Also, you can sit her up against the sink with her butt just edging off the rim and penetrate her. Hang on to her waist or her shoulders and slowly maneuver in and out all the while kissing her mouth and body.
And for you cool cats out there, turn her around so that both of you can look in the mirror at one another while you’re entering her body. Women love eye contact, so contact her eyes and make peace with her pleasure patch.
Or you can always use the good old floor. Although this won’t be comfortable for long, you can place some towels on the ground and have an interesting session. The idea is not only to get off, but also to make sex a little more interesting.
So have a good time, always protect your manhood and try to shower at least twice a day.
Saturday, December 5, 2009
S.23 - Thirsty
It’s been a while since I started writing about what I’ve been doing – something I’ve been doing for… ever. I said this morning “I just need to get married, because the majority of this is that I’m just sick of being alone.” – Which is true… to an extent.
I mean yes I’d like to be part of a couple but not just anyone will do. I miss my ex too, but even he isn’t the one for me. We were extremely compatible sexually – really compatible. He could make me cum by touching me – I just thought about it and felt a little jolt – best sex I’ve ever had. But is great sex enough? Not at all.
It’s not money, or a pretty face, or style – even though those things are important to me. It’s something else… and I don’t know what it is I’m looking for in a partner.
I thought I was gay for a while, then I moved to thinking maybe I was bisexual. I’m searching desperately – flailing around trying to find this thing I want and I don’t know what it is. I know what I don’t want though. Boy do I know that extremely well right now.
I don’t want a woman sexually. I don’t want a one night stand. I don’t want this empty feeling that accompanies my thirst. I don’t want the potential embarrassment that could come with fucking random guys in a small town. I don’t want to hurt anymore.
I know what I don’t want – but this thing I need… it eludes me.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
NHL FREE PICK FOR 12.3.2009
Give up the -1 1/2 at +140 tonight as the Capitals host the Panthers this evening. Washington enters this homestand on a three game win streak, and edge Florida in offense, defense, power play, and penalty kill, not to mention face offs and are a disciplined club that sees far fewer penalty minutes than the Panthers. Washington takes the ice on three days rest, while Florida is facing a back to back on the road. Bottom line is the Panthers will give up 4 or more goals this evening, and will probably find the back of the net once or twice, if they get a lucky bounce.
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