Boycott Valentine's Day

This is your Captain speaking………….welcome aboard fuckers.

Mark Rudov is alive and well.  For the fourth year in a row he’s calling for a boycott of Valentine’s Day.

I can’t fucking agree more.  Of course the average woman looks at money the same way she looks at sausage………the bitch doesn’t care how it’s made, she just wants to consume it.  Forget about the economic downturn, women don’t care about trivial shit like that.  She doesn’t care if you’re one paycheck away from being homeless, you have to “prove” your love.

Women are so diluted and vain that even though they know that the only guys give shit on valentines fucking day is because they don’t want to hear her bitch…………they still act like its a genuine act of “love” and not the mental water-boarding that it really is.   Stupid fucking cunts.

Want to stump a woman?  Try these four words…….TIME VALUE OF MONEY.  Take that money you’d blow on that cunt and pay off some debt or better yet put it in  your “Fuck You” fund.

Then look at the bitch and say “Fuck You”.  Fucking fuck-tard fucked up cum fucking urinal cunts.

You’re now free to buy yourself a quart of beer on Valentine’s Day and shove the empty bottle up her snatch.

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S47 ~ kink

Back in the day when I was in the mood to fuck – 3 days ago – I liked it really kinky.  I’m what’s referred to as a S/switch in the BDSM community.  Depending on who I’m with, I can be either extremely dominant or incredibly submissive.  I usually end up being submissive with black men and an incredibly wonderfully cunty Domme with white men – who knows why?  I don’t and I don’t care.

Either way, I can give or take a spanking as long as it’s taken or received properly.

I like to fuck so hard that it makes a little part of me wonder if a fellow is going to rip my nipples and/or breasts off my chest.  /Seriously/.  I like a small part of me to feel a genuine fear – not distrust, but fear.  I don’t want to be raped or murdered, I just want a man to make me scream.

Is that too much to ask for?  It’s seeming like it is… at least lately.

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Jeff Koons Sucks

So tonight, on Twitter, OvationTV and I’ve had a great conversation about who is an artist and who isn’t, and who should get credit and for art work and who shouldn’t.

It all started when I asked what the person who does their Twitter about their thoughts on Andy Warhol and we basically agree that yes, Andy had his time but now, give him a break.

Then I was asked about Jeff Koons and if I thought he was over rated.  And the following blog is basically how I feel about Mr. Koons.  Mr. Koons is an unbelievable thinker and creater, he has idea for production that I wish that I could get or be able to create (I’m lacking the money, so if anyone wants to chip in…then all is welcome ) but an artist? HA, I don’t think so.  Not anymore at least.  He is the brains behind the creation, but as anyone how knows anything about Koons knows that he has a whole entire fucking team of artist who do his pieces for him.  He  goes through and has AMAZING ideas…but the factory of unknamed people who paints and sculpts his pieces are not ever once named in any way, shape or form in the creation of the work is just insane.  Mr. Koons goes through and takes credit of other’s people’s hard labor and calls it his own.

The thing that I can say Koons is now like is someone like Walt Disney who yes, at first created his own works like Steam Boat Willie and the other cartoons which featured Mickey Mouse and his other characters but when it came down to the movies and later cartoons, it became the Walt Disney Company and each artist go credit for his or her own part in the production.  Why can’t Koons do this and stop taking credit for other people’s hard work?  Even other people who have been featured on OvationTV like David LaChapelle who work with a team said that he is nothing more than a “button pusher at the end of the day”.  I think that Koons should take a note for LaChapelle’s or Disney’s book and say that he is nothing more than just the brains behind the creation, and start to give credit to those people who actually do the work for the pieces that we all know him for and the pieces that he still shows today. Theatre and dance companies also give credit to everyone involved in the production, from set design to the spotlight people to the director to costume design, not just the main actor…Is Koons just that stuck up that he thinks that he can be an asshole and just slap his name on work that other people have done the mass amount of work on and say that it was his.

But, what can we do about this?  Is Koons too well known as an “artist” for this to change?  I say no.  Even though he might be the best known American artist at this current moment in time, I feel that if those who feel the same as I do make enough of a voice, maybe things could change where he would start to show some respect by those who do the labor work for him.  Either that, or we can count on the fact that maybe one of us will be under Koons’ labor camp doing a massive amount of work on one of his projects and not being able to get any public credit for our work what so ever, and my thoughts…yes the experience is good, but I want the world to know what I’ve done and not let someone else show work that I’ve done under their name.

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S45 ~ whatever.

So I’ve been making sure to masturbate every night, but at this point, my vagina is just going through the motions.

Seriously, it’s like “Oh. Yeah. That sure feels good. *fake moan noise*”  I wish I could slap my beaver around and yell “ENJOY IT! EAT THE CAKE TINA!” and have my vag obey me.

I wish I could do it, but I don’t think even violence would work.

I love myself, I really do, but right now I hate my pussy.

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Subversion of the highest order.

I won’t lie to you; this isn’t the first appearance of this particular gag but I’ve given it the full colour treatment and I liked the result so just go with it, yeah?

"Lions and Tigers and Beers, oh my."

 And next up…  A lot of people, when they find out I draw a cartoon about cats, always seem to ask the same question: ‘Have you done one about eating pussy?’ Well the simple answer is; ‘Yes. Yes I have.’  Like that comedically super-charged double entendre could get past me- ha ha.

Hannibal wasn't averse to eating pussy every now and again.

Well thar she blows for another post- if you have any other ideas that you’d like to see ‘Catatonic-ed’ let me know and maybe I’ll steal your idea, wait a few months and present it as all my own work!

Anyhoo- Thanks for stopping by.

Bx

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Cheaper to Keep Her? Fuck NO! It's Cheaper to Chuck Her Out the Fucking Door!!

This is your Captain speaking………………welcome aboard fuckers.

There’s a lot of myths flying around when it comes to relationships.  One of them is the old “it’s cheaper to keep her” myth and while there are cases where this is true (thanks to our fucked up court system).  I think that if most guys get the fuck out of Dodge before the 10 year mark, then its “cheaper to chuck her”.

I’ve heard shit like “two can live cheaply as one”, that’s a crock of swine flu ridden pig shit!!  The truth is once the bitch moves in, you’re FUCKED.  I’m not just taking the obvious shit like utilities and food, but all the extra shit that you wouldn’t normally buy.  This could be as simple as her always demanding the brand names where before you always bought the store brand.  Or how about all the special stupid fucking special lotions, feminine rags and other shit that she just has to fucking have.

Let’s not forget stupid household shit, like how she just has to have new furniture, and new bedding and linens to match the furniture. Furniture which you would have NEVER bought on your own even if you need new furniture.  Women just love to redecorate, it makes their slopholes wet to buy shit that is completely fucking worthless as soon as the cashier rings it up.

Let’s not forget about pets!  Pets can be a double-edged sword because getting a pet could be her way of “testing” you to see what kind of parent you would be.  Not to mention you have to train the fucking pets and feed them, more money coming out of your pocket.

I mentioned, kids, if she “forgets” to take the pill or the condom breaks, then she really has her claws deep into  your finances!  Plus she’ll have to cut back her hours, or even quit work when the little crumbcruncher arrives.  She’ll want all the newest shit for the little rugrat and guess who pays?  YOU!

Don’t fall for it!  If you don’t believe me, just listen to some of the old Tom Leykis podcasts of his show and listen to caller after caller talk about he got royally FUCKED by trusting some chick, by being the nice guy, by doing what was “right”.  Fuck what’s right, do what is right for you and DUMP THAT BITCH!!!

You’re now free to get your balls back.

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S.43 Shove It In

I wish I’d meet a man like my ex-fiancee  a man who knew how to shove it in me and make me feel like a filthy slut.  A guy who knows how to make a slut feel like a lady – that’s what I want.

My ex and I – there were times he would get behind me and shove it in so fast and hard that I would have to hold my breath while he pulled on the bars in my nipples.  He knew I wouldn’t break, but he tried his best to make it happen.  Every time we came together, it was the best orgasm we ever had.  We would scream and make noises and he’s choke out words while he squirted inside me – “whore… slut… fucking… love… you…”

I’ll never forget the look on his face when he was on top of me, shoving it in me.

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Oh I'm No One's Wife But...

So I’ve been halfway dating a guy for like… two months now.  He only has 8 teeth.  Yeah, I said eight – as in more than seven and a lot less than 32.

I met him at the bar and have almost had sex with him six times – all while I was drunk.  I seem to have the worst standards like… ever – but only when I’ve been drinking.  When I’m completely sober, I’m the most shallow bitch like… (also) ever.

Anyway, he likes to spend his money on me – telephones, shoes, casinos, movies, dinners, etc…

So what’s the issue?  Well, beside the teeth?  He’s married.

Yeah, I said it.

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people better go fuck themselves.

ok so heres the story. im sitting on the toilet silently(hopefully) and im reading gq magazine. some kid bursts in and stops screaming like a little pussy. i start screaming “what the fuck r u doing?!” he goes ape shit and starts yelling for his dad. i got my ass beat good. i guess it was a lesson to never enjoy urself 2 much in a public bathroom. oh well. that was probably the highlight if my day so i somewhat thank that kid 4 bringin some excitement into my life. that kids still a huge faggot though. mofo.

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