Thursday, December 17, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
The Joys of (Twin Bed) Sex.
Kay had heard about Ken throughout college. He was one of her best friend’s friends from home, and thus whenever her friend talked about some story from when he was younger, Ken was always involved. Kay finally met Ken when she went with her friends to his college. The night of their arrival everyone started drinking, and Kay and Ken found themselves, after everyone had passed out alone. After the initial awkward making out, Kay decided she did not want to be just a one night stand, and stopped the kissing before moving forward. They slept together, all clothes on, and just kissed and had drunk speak. (drunk speak: (v) talking and attempting to get to know another person while inebriated).
The next day, Kay and her friends went to a football game while Ken stayed behind. After the game, Ken came and met the group at a local bar – one where the girls get up on the bar in bras and undies, and pretend they are on coyote ugly. This turned all the boys on, and Ken seemed to be interested in only Kay. Kay started to dance with Ken, and as they danced Ken started to get turned on. The two of them left the bar in a cab alone, and went back to one of their friends house. They immediately ran to the bed, and started to hook up. Ken slipped off Kay’s clothes, and laid her down on the bed. He got on top of her, stripped off his shirt. His body was tight, he had amazing abs, and the best part was the muscular defined line between his pelvis and hip bone. This line always has, and always will, turn Kay on almost to the point of orgasm.
They started to have sex. Drunken sloppy sex. On a twin bed, and as they continued to change positions, they had to take into consideration the small area. Ken picked up Kay, and laid her on the ground, and continued to fuck her harder and harder. Kay did not come, but the night was burned into her memory as one of the best times.
The next morning, they had breakfast with the entire group, and all the debauchery from the night before came out. Apparently during the act the boys (along with a couple girls they had picked up on the way home) had walked into the house. They heard the sex noises coming from the room Kay and Ken were in. One of Ken’s friends (being drunk and all) walked to the bedroom and put his ear to the door. He had planned to use the same bedroom with one of the sluts from the bar, and was quite mad that he could not. So, to ‘punish’ Kay and Ken he proceed to have sex right outside the door. The other guys had also picked up some girls, and they were having sex on couches and in the other two bedrooms available.
The house never had so many couples having sex in it as it did that Saturday night.
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Great Date, Shitty Morning
Ok, first off, despite all that happened to me today, last night’s date was great!
I had a blast at the strip club last night. We laughed at the table, talked over a naked girl at the rack, and I got her number!!! Woo hoo!!!!!
And she loved my origami dollar bill rose (which she gave to our favorite stripper)!!!
Yes, I spent too much money, but it (she) was worth it.
Will there be more? I don’t know, to early to say. I sure hope so!
Now, to the shit!
I woke up this morning to the sound of a blaring alarm. In fact, my entire complex woke up to that alarm. We thought it was a fire alarm. It wasn’t, it was a fire-supression alarm. You see, the crackhead (literal, unknown to everyone in the building until the firefighters broke into the apartment and found 1 card table, 1 chair, 1 mattress, and about 1000 cigarette lighters and crack pipes) that lives uses the place above me (he doesn’t live there, just visits to smoke crack) didn’t have any heat on. Due to the lack of heat, one of the sprinkler-heads froze and burst, showering thousands of gallons of water down on my place. It took them an hour to shut off the water.
My place is ruined. The whole place is going to have to be gutted and redone.
BTW, you might want to wrap your electronics in plastic, water apparently has a magnetic attraction to electronics, because it managed to find all of mine. Yep, everything, 6 external hard drives, 5.1 speakers, 5 computers, 3 mice, 2 monitors, 2 portable dvd players, sound system, dvr, dvd player, wireless router, Nintendo Wii, and my 42 inch plasma TV.
Do I have renters insurance? Yes. Will it cover it all? I don’t know yet. Will I have to move out? While the repairs are going on, yes. Do I want to live there now? After it’s redone and brand new, yes! Does this suck giant donkey balls? Uh… that’s affirmative!
So, I have to apologize for not giving more information on the date. I know it deserves it, and I have more to tell, but for right now, this will have to do. Will I update you about it later? Probably not about this date, since I’m sans computer (I’m writing this from my dad’s new 27 inch iMac) for the foreseeable future, but anything new you will hear about.
Now, if only Sabina and Chrissey would live dramatic lives like mine (well, not just like mine, leave out the water bit) , maybe you all would actually have something to read!
Still single and now homeless, computerless, and generally stuffless,
Scott
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Lets Get Wet! - Shower Together.
Let’s Get Wet! Shower Together: – By James Petley
So you’ve covered just about every nook and cranny in the house and you’re finally ready to upgrade to “Water Sex.” Well, prepare yourself to get wet and nasty because today’s sex tip is all about the part of your house that is commonly used for less-than-sexual things — that’s right, the bathroom.
Now before you get started, make sure that your woman isn’t wearing a pizza-like coating of makeup. If she is, you’re going to bust a gut laughing so hard, instead of getting so hard that you bust a gut. So make sure that she’s somewhat cosmetic free and ready to get down to business.
hold on a sex
For all you spontaneous guys out there, the greatest thing you could do for a gal is start the session on dry land (namely a bed, the couch, the floor, the dining room table…) and right before you’re about to penetrate her, tell her there’s something you have to do and go do it.
Go into the bathroom, light some candles, close the lights, turn on the shower, and find the perfect water temperature. Then return to her and continue the game. If you have really good penis control, penetrate her for a couple of minutes. Pull yourself out of her, take her by the hand and lead her into the steam filled bathroom.
Now I don’t have to tell you about keeping the bathroom clean — that means no mildew on the shower curtain, no nasty rim around the toilet and no pubic hair all over the floor. Now, back to your evening of fun. Once you have her in the shower, don’t begin ramming away like a maniac, instead wash her body down. That’ll make the entire experience even more erotic.
make her sponge worthy
Lather a body sponge with an aromatically inclining soap and face her back. Begin scrubbing her from behind and work your way down to her butt, the back of her thighs, her calves, and even her feet. And while you’re kneeling down, turn her around and begin working your way up from her shins to her stomach and finally, her breasts. Don’t neglect her arms, her neck and of course, put some soap on your hand to adequately clean her vagina.
I’m quite sure that she’ll be more than willing to reciprocate the favor. Or if you have two body sponges, you can cleanse each other simultaneously. Double your pleasure, double your fun.
Turn the water — and your lover — on with these “sex in the shower” positions..
water you talking about?
After you’re done laving one another, there are a variety of positions you can engage in that will minimize awkwardness and won’t require ambulance assistance. Hopefully, the shower you’re in is roomy enough for two and allows for maneuverability rather than elbow-in-face discomfort.
Bend her over
Anyone who knows anything about my articles knows how I feel about doing the doggy — and the shower leaves yet another perfect opportunity to engage in the “bent over rows.” Turn her around, get her to rest her hands on the tiles or hold on to the towel rack and go on in. Don’t cover your penis with soap; that won’t make her insides feel very good (I still haven’t lived that one down).
Lift her up
If you think you have the stamina or strength, hold her up against the tiles, let her wrap her legs around your waist and begin grinding inside her. If the shower nozzle is high enough, place her under it and let the water slam against your bodies while you’re having your sexual water fight.
Lay down, boy
If you’d like to watch her while she gets wet and wild, then lie down in the tub and let her ride you like a trooper. Imagine how good it would feel to have the best of everything; while the water teasingly hits your testes, she’ll be pouncing on your member like a champion. What could possibly be better?
Get on your knees
You can leave her standing up or lay her down in the tub. Whatever the case, a woman loves receiving oral sex in the shower. Why? Because she’s comfortable knowing that her vagina is as clean as a whistle and having a hot tongue salivating on it while the intense steam from the water is doing its own thing only amplifies her pleasure. So give it to her like you know she wants it, trust me, it’ll all work out in your favor.
Put it in her mouth
Stand with your back against the spurting water or once again, lie in the tub and let her perform her own magic on your moist member. Don’t place her in a position where her face is getting bombarded by water; she’ll choke, perhaps chomp down on your mini-me and then no one will leave the situation satisfied — to say the absolute least.
other exciting parts
If the shower scene left you feeling somewhat unsatisfied, you can let her sit on the covered toilet and meet and greet your penis for a while. You can also run your fingers through her wet hair while she’s hard at work… sorry, I meant play.
Also, you can sit her up against the sink with her butt just edging off the rim and penetrate her. Hang on to her waist or her shoulders and slowly maneuver in and out all the while kissing her mouth and body.
And for you cool cats out there, turn her around so that both of you can look in the mirror at one another while you’re entering her body. Women love eye contact, so contact her eyes and make peace with her pleasure patch.
Or you can always use the good old floor. Although this won’t be comfortable for long, you can place some towels on the ground and have an interesting session. The idea is not only to get off, but also to make sex a little more interesting.
So have a good time, always protect your manhood and try to shower at least twice a day.
Saturday, December 5, 2009
S.23 - Thirsty
It’s been a while since I started writing about what I’ve been doing – something I’ve been doing for… ever. I said this morning “I just need to get married, because the majority of this is that I’m just sick of being alone.” – Which is true… to an extent.
I mean yes I’d like to be part of a couple but not just anyone will do. I miss my ex too, but even he isn’t the one for me. We were extremely compatible sexually – really compatible. He could make me cum by touching me – I just thought about it and felt a little jolt – best sex I’ve ever had. But is great sex enough? Not at all.
It’s not money, or a pretty face, or style – even though those things are important to me. It’s something else… and I don’t know what it is I’m looking for in a partner.
I thought I was gay for a while, then I moved to thinking maybe I was bisexual. I’m searching desperately – flailing around trying to find this thing I want and I don’t know what it is. I know what I don’t want though. Boy do I know that extremely well right now.
I don’t want a woman sexually. I don’t want a one night stand. I don’t want this empty feeling that accompanies my thirst. I don’t want the potential embarrassment that could come with fucking random guys in a small town. I don’t want to hurt anymore.
I know what I don’t want – but this thing I need… it eludes me.
Thursday, December 3, 2009
NHL FREE PICK FOR 12.3.2009
Give up the -1 1/2 at +140 tonight as the Capitals host the Panthers this evening. Washington enters this homestand on a three game win streak, and edge Florida in offense, defense, power play, and penalty kill, not to mention face offs and are a disciplined club that sees far fewer penalty minutes than the Panthers. Washington takes the ice on three days rest, while Florida is facing a back to back on the road. Bottom line is the Panthers will give up 4 or more goals this evening, and will probably find the back of the net once or twice, if they get a lucky bounce.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
HBO's 'Cathouse' Pregnant Prostitute Killer in Custody
Pregnant Prostitute Brooke Phillips of HBO's 'Cathouse' Killed
The main suspect behind the brutal murder of 22-year olds Brooke Phillips a prostitute featured in the HBO reality series “Cathouse,” and three other people,turned himself in to authorities on Tuesday, police said.
The murders and subsequent arrest happened in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
The AP reports that an arrest warrant was issued earlier for David Allen Tyner, 28, of Locust Grove, on six murder complaints, because authorities say two of the victims – 22-year olds Brooke Phillips and Milagrous Barrerra – both were pregnant.
Tyner has not been formally charged with any crime.
The Metro Fugitive Task Force and the Oklahoma County Sheriff’s Office have been trying to locate Tyner since the bodies were discovered in the fire.
Four adults and two unborn children were killed on Monday November 9th. Their bodies were found in a Southwest Oklahoma City home that was deliberately set on fire. An eyewitness inside the house at the time of the shooting who survived the carnage, had identified Tyner, 28, as a suspect in the incident.
Phillips and Barrerra both died from gunshot wounds, police Sgt. Gary Knight said.
A quote from NEWSOK.com reports that…Phillips had worked at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, a legal brothel near Carson City, Nev. that is featured in the HBO series. 22-year-old Brooke Phillips, one of the stars of HBO’s “Cathouse” series, a reality show about life at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, a brothel near Carson City, Nev. Phillips was a licensed prostitute who was taking time off in Oklahoma because of her pregnancy…
Police have not determined a motive in the killings, but said Tuesday investigators believe there was more than one suspect.
“We don’t believe he acted alone,” a police spokesman said. “We’ve identified the one suspect, but that doesn’t yet tell us what his motive is for doing this.”
The others that perished in the fire and murderous rampage are-Jennifer Lynn Ermy, 25, who was a dancer at Night Trips, a topless bar where Phillips also claimed to have worked; Barrientos, 32, had spent time in custody after pleading guilty, in 1996, to being the driver in a drive-by shooting.
Barrera, 22, was also pregnant, and shot several times before the house was set ablaze.
Tyner surrendered to the Mayes County Sheriff’s Office and is expected to be returned to Oklahoma County later Tuesday, Knight said. He said he does not know if Tyner has hired an attorney.
Efforts to identify the victims has been slow because all four bodies were badly burned, Knight said.
Police interviewed 31-year-old Jose Fernando Fierro, who rented the home and was the only person to survive the fire, but said he is not a suspect, said his attorney, Shawn Jefferson.
Jefferson said Fierro was lucky to escape, but declined to discuss details of what Fierro told police or other aspects of the investigation.
Here is a You tube clip from a local news station in Oklahoma reporting on the murder of pregnant prostitute Brooke Phillips, star of HBO’s ‘Cathouse’ series…
http://airamerica.com/breakingnews/3467/
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iqql14RsUmtRv897vLwmGpo_LDGAD9C1D6V01
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