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This is your Captain speaking…………welcome aboard fuckers!
Tonight’s article is sponsored by Hurricane Malt Liquor, 8.1% ABV.
Riddle me this fuckers………
How many of you work with women who complain about how hard things are financially then the next thing you know, the other women in the office are throwing this bitch a fucking baby shower!
The same woman who was complaining about how much daycare costs, how hard it is on a limited income, talking about how expensive kids are, etc…. and suddenly they decide that having another kid is a great idea!
Of course a few months after shitting out another fetal turd, they go right back to how hard things are financially and how their job doesn’t pay them enough! Yeah, instead of making the connection between their own actions and their life situation, they blame someone else, in this case their employer!
Typical American woman bullshit, they like to do what they want and blame someone else for their problems. They can’t make the connection between the fact that because they have zero education and keep shitting out kids…………they can’t figure out why they don’t have any money and they can’t figure out why successful men don’t want a fucking thing to do with these used up retarded cunts. They have 2 or 3 crumb crunchers by 3 different felons and they can’t figure out why their life is fucked up. You stupid fucking 3-day old left in the sun bait buckets!
Just another reason to avoid these worthless entitlement whores! They aren’t worth the price of a free rubber from the fucking free clinic!
You’re now free to drink malt liquor about the cabin fuckers!
Inthecrack Eve Angel bath time
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Eve Angel spends a luxurious time in the bath just playing in the water, soaping up her breasts and ass, and posing in every way you can imagine. She does a really nice squishy soapy breast massage and also shows off her ass bobbing up and down in the water
Era o seară de mai. Alin se uita la filme porno şi se masturba. Până aici nimic fascinant. Doar un tip ce o freca de zor.
Problema lui Alin , însă , începuse într-una din zilele care trecuseră , când un coleg de generală îi dăduse un fişier . Mai explicit melodia lui Salam – Barosanii Petrecerilor III . În format mp3.
Melodia conţinea un virus ce imediat s-a infiltrat în PC , care era un pentium III , din anul 2002 . Alin l-a cumpărat în 2008 cu 2000 RON de la un prieten . Îl vrăjise că este cel mai bun de pe piaţă , lipindu-i un abţipild pe care a scris cu pixul PENTIUM 5 . Revenim acum la problema noastră.
Calculatorul lui Alin se mişca destul de greu şi avea un web din acela care stă în permanenţă deschis , el admirând mereu cum se masturbează , să vadă ce mai are de îmbunătăţit la tactică. Apropo de tactică , a găsit pe google nişte tutoriale incitante despre tehnica de stat cu mâna pe penis , ce o fi şi ăla, şi despre laba raţei. Ultima tehnică făcea referire la înfăşurarea penisului într-o bandă lipicioasă , de preferat leucoplast , pe care să o lipească de pereţi sau de mobilă încât să fie întinsă la maxim. Astfel , când cel ce încerca tactica trăgea de fund în spate simţea o plăcere intensă , teoretic ca şi atunci când ar fi făcut sex . Asta era metoda preferată de alin . Că tot am intrat în detalii , odată , când era Alin mai mic , a încercat să aplice poziţia Laba Raţei cu mai multă bandă lipicioasă . Părinţii săi erau plecaţi , deci se putea destinde în voie. Iată cum a procedat :
1)A încuiat uşa de două ori şi a lăsat cheia în uşă.
2)A mers în sufragerie şi a dat drumu la plasma mare , pe filme porno.
3)A mers să-şi ia mobilul.
4)Şi-a dat bobârnace penisului.
5)L-a legat de mobilă cu scoci.
6)A dat televizorul pe mute.
7)A sunat-o pe fata de care îi plăcea să o intrebe de temă.
8)S-a transpus în film şi folosea vocea fetei pe post de stimulent, punănd-o să ii cânte ce au avut la muzică.
9)A început masturbarea.
Din păcate , a urmat ceva rău pentru băiat. Banda de scoci s-a rupt exact înainte să se elibereze pe faţa curvei de la televizor , a alunecat şi s-a înfipt cu fundul în telecomanda cu care se jucase mai devreme punănd-o în echilibru pe poziţie verticală . Impusul generat de penetrarea anusului a fortat eliberarea spermatozoizilor şi faptul că băiatul a ales să ţipe de durere nu a fost cea mai bună alegere. Înainte să-şi dea seama , Alin îşi inghiţise esenţa.
Imediat a închis telefonul înjurând şi trăgând băşini tare. A doua zi la şcoală toţi au râs de el că se băşeşte la telefon . Fata ce in liceu urma să se facă foarte bună l-a pârât . “Lasă că te fut eu mai târziu” , se gândea el. Într-adevăr , avea să o fută când se vor face mari . Ea pe ecran , el cu mâna.
Va urma !
I’m back. Or actually, I’ve never been away but I fancied a break from the nightly blogging ritual.
I wish I could say that I’ve used the time to undertake a number of unique, exciting experiences, but in reality I’ve been sitting on my arse and working my way through a backlog of books, listening to music and staring mindlessly out of the window to watch the weather which has switched from summer to winter, as distinctly as if someone had thrown a switch. I like this time of year. It encourages introspection, and there’s a cosiness in being curled up inside, warm, while the world outside chitters and shivers, and vegetation denudes itself in the space of a few days.
For those of you who voted yes in the Is She or Isn’t She poll (on Livejournal) you were right. We now have a thoroughly pregnant pussy, waddling and mewing her way to impending motherhood. Douglas has built an intended refuge for her which he’s emblazoned with the sign “St Kitts Maternity Hospital” and contrary to expectations she has been spending time in there, sticking her grey furred nose out occasionally to regard us with a blissfully affectionate expression. She’ll still end up having her kittens under the bed or somesuch, mind you.
I’ve also (and how sad is this?) completed my Christmas shopping. A few nights investment browsing the internet avoids the stress of shops and indecision and inflated prices that come later on the year. Yes, I know that you really don’t want to be reminded of Christmas and that you, like me, look at the array of Christmas goods in the shops stacked alongside the Halloween decorations with something akin to horror, But I’m free of it. I can watch everyone else dashing around with the panic of bluebottles that have just discovered that the tasty morsel they ingested was in fact leftover double-strength phal, and sit back and chuckle my most fiendish chuckle. I will, in fact, be reminding you of this on a regular basis between now and December. Take heed.
Now I’m off to catch up on a fortnight’s worth of friends’ entries, which will probably take a few days. Be patent with me, I’ll get there eventually.
